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End of passion play

Crumbling away

I’m your source of self-destruction

Veins that pump with fear

Sucking darkness clear

Leading on your death’s construction

Taste me, you will see

More is all you need

Dedicated to

How I’m killing you

The Masters - Preview Day 3 Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images

Come crawling faster (faster)

Obey your master (master)

Your life burns faster (faster)

Obey your

Master

Master

The Masters - Preview Day 3 Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images

Master of puppets, I’m pulling your strings

Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams

Blinded by me, you can’t see a thing

Just call my name ‘cause I’ll hear you scream

Master

Master

Just call my name ‘cause I’ll hear you scream

Master

Master

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Needlework the way

Never you betray

Life of death becoming clearer

Pain monopoly

Ritual misery

Chop your breakfast on a mirror

Taste me you will see

More is all you need

Dedicated to

How I’m killing you

The Masters - Preview Day 3 Photo by Andrew Redington/Getty Images

Come crawling faster (faster)

Obey your master (master)

Your life burns faster (faster)

Obey your Master

Master

Master of puppets, I’m pulling your strings

Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams

Blinded by me, you can’t see a thing

Just call my name ‘cause I’ll hear you scream

Master

Master

Just call my name ‘cause I’ll hear you scream

Master

Master

(Master, master)

********************Bitchin’ Guitar Solo*************************

The Masters - Preview Day 3 Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images

Master

Master

Where’s the dreams that I’ve been after?

Master

Master

Promised only lies

Laughter

Laughter

All I hear or see is laughter

Laughter

Laughter

Laughing at my cries

Fix me

*************************Another Bitchin’ Guitar Solo**************************

The Masters - Preview Day 3 Photo by Andrew Redington/Getty Images

Hell is worth all that

Natural habitat

Just a rhyme without a reason

Never-ending maze

Drift on numbered days

Now your life is out of season

I will occupy

I will help you die

I will run through you

Now I rule you too

The Masters - Preview Day 3 Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images

Come crawling faster (faster)

Obey your master (master)

Your life burns faster (faster)

Obey your master

Master

Master of puppets, I’m pulling your strings

Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams

Blinded by me, you can’t see a thing

Just call my name ‘cause I’ll hear you scream

Master

Master

Just call my name ‘cause I’ll hear you scream

Master

Master

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