Filed under: Hey Rube Hey Rube... By Patrick L Gerhart and BriannaC Sep 30, 2021, 4:44pm CDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: Hey Rube... Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email Photo by Georg Wendt/picture alliance via Getty Images Its eyes glow Maybe it’s a crow It’s watching my every move It looks hot like a stove Maybe it looks cute and cuddly Or maybe it is big and ugly It’s hooting like an owl What’s Looking at me - Brianna Clark More From Corn Nation Wrestling: Burroughs and Berger in Final X for World Team Spots Friday Flakes: The Vow I Cannot Make and 2029 is Only Six Years Away BOOM! Texas DB Mario Buford is N! Five Heart Podcast 331: Nebraska’s Rivals, A Commit, and a Trip to Hollywood Big Ten Schedules And Changes for 2024-2025 Thursday Flakes: Tipping, Digital Nomads and Weighing Airplane Passengers