If you have the opportunity to make it to a beach, go surfing. Do not let anyone or any environmental obstacle get in your way.
Put on a hazmat suit and wax up. The good lord did not give us trees to make surfboards (and other composites) for us to just stand on the beach and stare off into the great beyond.
Yes, you will most likely drink 2⁄3 of the the great blue sea but it will be worth it. Will you get sick? Probably but that’s why we have doctors. If anything, what you will ingest will most likely make you immune to whatever has been dumped into the ocean.
(*Note - The author is not a medical professional and you should not take this advice without consulting with a medical professional)
It will all be worth it once you finally get up on your 37th try and stand on that board for 0.0034875th of a second.
Also, you get stuck with my Scott Frost Day News for one more day this week.
Michigan vs. Nebraska: Prediction, pick, football game odds, spread, live stream, watch online, TV channel - CBSSports.com
The Wolverines look to stay unbeaten on Saturday when they head to Lincoln to battle the Cornhuskers
Key Matchups: Michigan vs. Nebraska - Maize n Brew
Here are the matchups to watch for this Saturday night.
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Nebraska Alumni Association - Stu's Views
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Daily briefing: On Utah’s possible respite, Western Michigan and resurgent Nebraska
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Red-hot Houston takes down Tulane on Thursday night in 40-22 finish - Underdog Dynasty
Clayton Tune sliced his way through the Green Wave while the Houston D took it home.
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Lane Kiffin popcorn: Ole Miss coach thanks Alabama fans for shipment - Sports Illustrated
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Kirk Ferentz might be old-school, but it’s hard to find fault with 5-0
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Iowa's 1921 win over Knute Rockne and Notre Dame: Duke Slater cements his legacy in a championship-catapulting victory – The Athletic
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18 former NBA players arrested by federal authorities in alleged health care scam
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL WATCH GRID, Week 6: Believe in weird stuff | For The Win
It's college football season. We can pretend we only wanna watch good games, or we can face facts.
University of Iowa will pay $400K via Title IX athletics settlement | The Gazette
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Frances Haugen on 60 Minutes: Why the Facebook whistleblower leak is different from its other PR crises - Vox
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