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Instant Hair Reaction To Luke McCaffrey, Will Farniok and Kade Warner Transferring From Nebraska!

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You’ll never believe what happens next!

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THE NEWS

Luke McCaffrey, Will Farniok, and Kade Warner all announced today that they would be transferring from the University of Nebraska football program to find a better life and times somewhere else.

Is this profound? Is it shocking? Does it damage Nebraska beyond repair? At all?

I give you all the glorious insight I can muster on a moment’s notice!

LOOK AT THIS HAIR!

Jon Johnston

It’s gone now.

Is this a moment of despair?

Is there bad culture in Nebraska?

Should we be firing Nebraska’s pitching coach over this?

BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

Been Dead, Never Been To Europe

On August 21st, 2015, I unexpectedly dropped dead of a widowmaker heart attack. I was shocked five times on the way to the hospital with no response. I was shocked two more times in the ER. I was dead for over 20 minutes. A stent was placed, and I was induced into a coma. In January 2016 I received a second stent and in June I was diagnosed with an anoxic brain injury.

I wrote a book about my death and recovery. The title, “Been Dead, Never Been To Europe” reflects the ironic nature of life, what happens versus what we want to happen. It’s available at Amazon.

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