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Thursday Jokes Open Thread

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Knock Knock... We might as well laugh

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Just for laughs, I thought it would be fun to start a joke open thread.

Please keep it relatively clean (Is PG 13 too much to ask?) and non-political.

Here’s a few to get you started.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

  • One. But the light bulb has to want to change

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

  • To prove he wasn’t a chicken

Did you hear about the mathematician who hates negative numbers?

  • She’ll stop at nothing to avoid them

How do trees watch Netflix?

  • They log in

What do you call a fake noodle?

  • An impasta!

A guy walks into a bank with a mask. Everyone starts freaking out.

  • “Don’t worry! I’m just here to rob you!”