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It’s Thursday night!
There is college football tonight. There are two games. They might be interesting.
Utah State at Nevada - 6:00 pm - Fox Sports 1
Wyoming at Colorado State - 8:00 pm - CBSSN
Hey, you know what might be interesting?
I discovered that I might not be pronouncing Nevada correctly.
Or... given the slight pronunciation difference between how that guy says it, you just might not give a shit. Some people from Nevader might get upset if you pronounce their heathen-oriented state incorrectly. Well, fuck them. That’s right, FUCK NEVAHTA.
NFL
Hey, there’s a NFL game too.
Green Bay (America’s Team!) @ San Francisco 49ers (Joe Montana is long gone) at 7:20 PM on Fox
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(I don’t really know what that heading means, but it’s dramatic.)
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There’s probably some other important shit to discuss!
I keep thinking something else is going on, but I forget. Oh, well.