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Long year it has been

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Wisconsin Covid

Mankilling Mastodons

Scott Frost Responds to Ryan Day's Apology: “If We Want the Score to Be Different, We Need to Play Better” | Eleven Warriors
Ryan Day apologized to Scott Frost for scoring at the end of Ohio State's win, saying Nebraska has to play better for the score to be different.

Nebraska Football: "No block, no rock" doesn't fly in today's game
Although blocking is certainly important, it should not make the determination as to whether Nebraska football wide receivers get the football.

Lubick talks Manning availability, getting Wan'Dale involved
Lubick said Manning is among a group of new wide receivers that Nebraska wants to get more involved.

'I still feel that aloha spirit in Lincoln': Husker volleyball player Akana finds second home at Nebraska | Volleyball |
“It’s different from home, but at the same time it’s the same. Like a small community,” the defensive specialist from Hawaii said of Lincoln.

Other News From The Sporting World

Rashod Bateman, Jack Jones, more on college football's No. 0 – The Athletic
Personal growth, social justice, swag — college football players explain why they now wear No. 0.

Wisconsin QB Graham Mertz tests positive COVID-19 a second time after breakout start, will be out for 21 days -
The redshirt freshman only threw one incompletion in the season-opening win over Illinois

Tennessee Titans signing Will Compton to practice squad
One day after being waived by the Tennessee Titans, linebacker Will Compton is signing to the team's practice squad.

2020 Masters: 6 crucial things we just learned about unprecedented event
A Masters unlike any other is rapidly approaching, and Augusta National just provided some clarity (and surprises) about the biggest tournament of the year.

Ohio State-Michigan football game threat brings one-year prison term
A California man was sentenced Tuesday to more than a year in prison

Penn State RB Noah Cain will miss remainder of season
Cain was injured early against Indiana.

Lane Kiffin wants to pay $25K SEC fine with pennies, but isn't sure how many pennies that would take -
At first, Kiffin believed that he needed 25,000 pennies

COVID-19 and the financial impact on businesses closely associated with college football
Fewer fans, less spending. It's hardly a recipe for financial stability, as so many businesses with ties to college football are finding out.

10 under-appreciated college basketball programs that deserve more love |
These are 10 men's college basketball teams who have slipped under the radar in recent years despite proving their bona fides, as ranked by's Andy Katz.

Is college football play sloppier this year? - Banner Society
I learned how to make histograms for this so you have to read it.

Yellow Journalism

'Very Nice!': Kazakhstan, Outraged No More, Embraces Borat In New Slogan : NPR
The country is welcoming a chance to boost its profile through the new movie featuring the fictional journalist Borat. And as one young Kazakhstani puts it, "This is a parody of American society."

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