Colorado’s first drive lasted much longer than it should have, extended after a personal foul against Lamar Jackson was called for hitting too late.

7- 0 Nebraska

65 yard pass play to JD Spielman from Adrian Martinez.

End of First Quarter

Martinez fumbled the ball back to the Buffs while running for a first down. (They’re always running for a first down.) At least we’re on the Buffs’ side of the field.

The defense looks decent, like they are not lost. This is much different than last year.

I have no idea what I’m typing. No one will read this anyway, you are all ready for the second half. You won’t care and then you’ll just start the second half thread half drunk and stoned out of your minds.

Halftime - You Fucks

Look at this: