There is ONE college football game tonight!
You’re probably not interested.
Houston at Tulane7:00 pm on ESPN!
Because ESPN OWNS EVERYTHING.... kind of. Disney owns everything and ESPN is owned by Disney, so it’s kind of like messing with the underling of a mob boss. Do it too much and a princess will seduce you, then kill you in your sleep in the most heinous way possible.
IF you’re a NFL Fan, there is
Tennessee Titans AT Jacksonville Jaguars at 8:20 PM on the NFL Network
Maybe, I don’t know. I have no idea if those NFL teams are good, bad, or average. Chances are, they both have domestic assaulters on the roster because that’s the NFL.
I think I’ll have some wine tonight.
You could join me.
It will be cheap wine. Not Mogen David or MD20/20 cheap, but probably a cheap $6.99 Moscato or Rose’ or some shitty-ass stuff that fancy people wouldn’t be caught drinking if they thought people might see the bottle.