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Friday Flakes: U.S. Patent and Trademark Office Decides In Favor of Common Sense — Twice!

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Down goes Ohio State! Down goes LeBron James!

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Two national brand names lost this past week. One is a Big Ten University with a top five football program, and the other is neck-and-neck with Michael Jordan for being the greatest player to ever play in the NBA.

Down Goes Ohio State!

Down Goes Lebron James!

Look. As my friends know, I would consider myself to be a Lebron James Apologist. I am there to defend him for pretty much everything. This however, I could not defend. He acted like he made up the phrase “Taco Tuesday.” That or he wanted to be the only one who could sell t-shirts. I really don’t get it. It is absurd.

But do you know what is more absurd? Ohio State wanting to trademark a word that is used in almost every other sentence by english speaking people.

Ohio State Fan: “But....but...it’s all in uppercase!”

Everybody Else: “Go sit down. You sound like a child.”


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