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Some stories about chainsaws and knives. Don’t worry, everyone lives, even the alligator.

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Tomorrow is Ranchdude’s and my anniversary. I already got my present and he outdid himself this year.

I got a new chainsaw. I love it.

Even better, it is an electric chainsaw. No messing with the pull cord or gas cans.

I have a brother-in-law who sells tools and he recommended it. In the past, electric chainsaws were pretty bad, mostly because of the battery technology. My brother-in-law is also a volunteer firefighter in the Black Hills and has been watching the tech evolve and let us know it was time to make the switch. I’ve used my present already for several hours and haven’t charged the battery yet. As a matter of fact, it looks like I’m going to have to refill the chain bar oil reservoir before I charge the battery.

All those *&%#@ cedar trees growing in the fenceline better watch out. (Mulberries too).

What’s the best (or worst) anniversary present you ever received from your spouse?

Frosted Flakes

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Sportsin’ Stuff Outside the 402/308

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Nats' Scherzer breaks nose during bunting drill
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More Noise and Other Disturbances

This Lucky Kansas Teen Survived A 10-Inch Knife Impaling His Face
Eli Gregg was just horsing around with his friends when he tripped — while clutching a knife he shouldn't have been holding.

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‘Puppy dog eyes’ evolved so dogs could communicate with us
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Another Week, Another Poop Article

NASA astronauts left poop on the moon. We should go get it. - Vox
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Then There’s This

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A Texas woman who took a photo of a live alligator with a knife in its head said she and her neighbors are concerned about the animal’s well-being.