Here are your college football games tonight.

Did you know that SMU is currently undefeated? Yes! They have finally made it back after the DEATH PENALTY issued by the NCAA in 1987. That is 32 years - I am a nice guy, doing the math for you. That is longer than Nebraska has gone without a conference championship.

Look at me, I’m stabbing your heart feels. I’m sorry I can’t help it. I am becoming bitter and the only way for me to make life better is to make yours miserable.

Jackson State at Prairie View 6:30 pm ESPNU

SMU at Houston 6:30 pm ESPN

NFL

The NFL gives us Washington (1-6) at Minnesota (5-2), which might be a good game (HAHAHAAHA). That game is at 7:20 PM on Fox and NFL Network.