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Oregon Leads Nebraska 70 Gazillion To 14 At Half

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This is my dog, Esther. She is not impressed.

Seven touchdowns on nine possessions in the first half.

Oregon is leading Nebraska 42-14 at half, which at this point might as well be 70 gazillion points.

Nebraska’s defense has given up unbelievable amounts of yardage, and at this point, might not be able to stop melted butter from flowing downhill.

The offense has done it’s part by failing to pick up first downs consistently, despite the fact that Tre Bryant is running at 6.6 yards per carry.

Do with that what you will.