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Big Red Cobcast: More Like - The Oregon Sucks

NCAA Football: Arkansas State at Nebraska Bruce Thorson-USA TODAY Sports

Hi! It’s me, Tweedy, because Pat got tired of doing all the writing so now I’m doing it again. I kinda missed it, honestly. Especially during the season when I have all this pent up rage. I can only take so much out on the Cobcast crew and my wife before they will all leave me and I’ll have nothing.

So, next up - The Oregon Sucks, sorry I mean the Oregon Sucks, man I did it again. Next up is the Oregon Dsucks. Dammit that was closer. I mean the Oregon Sucks.

Jesus, this is getting ridiculous.

Why can’t I say the word - Ducks? Oh there I did it finally. Ducks. Ducks. Ducks. Great.

So up next we play the terrifying, Oregon Sucks. Dude. You’ve. Got. To. Be. Kidding. Me.

O-R-E-G-O-N space D-U-C-K-S. The Oregon Sucks.

Nevermind, forget it. Oregon Sucks!!! Oh man I thought if I said it fast I could sneak it in there.

Whatever. We play them next week on Saturday and we will beat them. I give up. I regret agreeing to write these already.


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