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Nominee #1 - The Nebraska coaching staff - We are 83.3 (repeating) % through the regular season. Nebraska is 4-6. I don’t know what else to say. We have entered the Rileydämmerung. It was a one of those epic losses that is seared into your soul. Sort of like 70-10 at Texas Tech or 76-39 at Kansas. Nebraska got its ass kicked by a bad team. What does that make Nebraska?
Nominee #2 - Under Armour - It’s our first NSFW cob nominee folks.
What are you doing, Under Armour. https://t.co/3s65oATGZB pic.twitter.com/I1oQXRB10r
— Deadspin (@Deadspin) November 11, 2017
Stay classy UA.
Nominee #3 - The Florida Gators - Florida fell for the old “throw an interception that should be an easy Pick-6 but have them fumble it back into the endzone so you can return the fumble for a 20 yard pick up” play.
Uhhh...what just happened? pic.twitter.com/aRumkgf5Ub
— CBS Sports (@CBSSports) November 11, 2017
Amateurs. :eyeroll
Nominee #4 - ESPN - Apparently ESPN spends so much time in SEC country that they forget that mid-November can be kinda cold in the Midwest.
There's supposed to be a Purdue-Northwestern football game played here in 30 hours... pic.twitter.com/r1JUgeiA82
— ESPN CollegeFootball (@ESPNCFB) November 10, 2017
Oh no, snow in Illinois in mid-November? Whatever we they do? They may have to eat bark to survive. Or they could get a slice of deep dish. They are in Chicago, after all.
FWIW, check out the game recap. Not a bit of white to be seen.
Poll
Who gets the cob?
This poll is closed
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71%
Your Nebraska Cornhuskers
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13%
Under Armour
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4%
The Gators
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10%
ESPN