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Thursday Night Thread of Fan Shaming!

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Northern Illinois plays another directional school this evening because that’s what Northern Illinois does. Did you know that the Huskies are 5-2 and first in the Mac West? Probably not. Their only losses were to Boston College (who suddenly isn’t horrible anymore) and San Diego State, a team that’s knocked off both Arizona State AND Stanford.

What’s all this mean?

It means Nebraska didn’t lose to a horrible team earlier in the season, although God forbid you bring that up because it results in this idea that the Huskers should NEVER LOSE TO A MAC TEAM and if they do, their coach should be drug down the street tied to a vehicle with all his skin rubbing off on the payment. Note that doesn’t mean Mike Riley. It means Scott Frost, too, if that bastard ever comes here, becomes Nebraska’s head coach and happens to lose to someone like NIU or Bowling Green (GASP!)

All them years ago when Michigan lost to Appalachian State? The Wolverines should have just disbanded their football program. Why go on? They haven’t won a title of any kind since 2004 and Lloyd Carr was still around.

Thursday Night College Foosball

Game Time Channel/Stream
Game Time Channel/Stream
Eastern Michigan at Northern Illinois 6:00 PM CBSSN / CBSSN Video
Toledo at Ball State 6:00 PM espn3 Video
South Alabama at Georgia State 6:30 PM ESPNU / Watch ESPN
Stanford at Oregon State 8:00 PM ESPN / Watch ESPN

There is a NFL game tonight.

Miami Dolphins at Baltimore Ravens - 7:25 on NFL Network and CBS.

Does anyone actually watch these games?

Why? Someone’s going to kneel. Someone’s going to stand up. Someone might even wear their hat backwards, and then everyone has to bitch about it.

I have no idea why humans concern themselves with such trivial matters, but they do.

Do you feel shamed?

GOOD!

Tell us all about it in the game thread.

If you don’t, then you should tell us about something for which we can shame you.

Me? I like to collect Barbie Doll heads. There. It’s out in the open.