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College Football: Week 6 Cobs

Drunk Announcing, Gloomer Sooner, a Bronco Sister Gets Excited, and I still haven’t seen Hamilton

Wisconsin v Nebraska
Lest you forget, NU got slobberknocked up and down Tom Osborne Field. Here’s a picture of Paul Chryst to remind you.
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Q: What do you say to your buddy when he goes to Hamilton in Chicago and doesn’t take you along?

A: What did I miss?

Bwahahahaha. For Hawkeye fans on the board....LMGTFY.

Moving right along....

Nominee #1: The worst announcer in the world. This one has to be heard to be believed.

The EMU Raiders kick was wide left by 10-15 feet. But that didn’t stop the color guy from exclaiming “Off the crossbar! He just barely had enough but he knocked it through.”

Nominee #2: The Oklahoma Sooners. The Cyclones arrived in Norman as 31.5 point dogs to the #3 Sooners. They arrived in Ames with scoreboard on Oklahoma 38-31. It was their first victory over OU since 1990, and with it the Sooners’ CFP hopes and Mayfield’s Heisman campaign died.

The Omaha Police Department couldn’t resist trolling the Sooners after the game.


Nominee #3: A sister of a WMU Bronco receiver. This game eventually went to 7OT and ended up as the highest scoring game in NCAA history. But the highlight of the game came in the 1st OT when Bronco tight end Donnie Ernsberger caught a TD to make the score 37-38. Before the extra point his sister ran onto the field to celebrate with the team. The Broncos eventually won 71-68.

We all need a few more penalties like this in our lives.



So, who get’s this week’s cob?

This poll is closed

  • 45%
    Drunk announcer
    (197 votes)
  • 39%
    Gloomer Sooners
    (168 votes)
  • 7%
    WMU tight end’s overly happy sister
    (34 votes)
  • 7%
    My buddy who didn’t take me to Hamilton
    (31 votes)
430 votes total Vote Now