Twitter Recap: Happy New Year!

Is your ACL ok?

*falls down stairs*
Is your ACL ok?!
*runs into door*
Is your ACL ok?!
*burns finger*
Is your ACL ok?!
*sneezes*
Is your ACL ok?!

Yes.

— Sav Uveges The 1st (@SavUveges) December 26, 2016

Faux Pelini lends some advice to Mike Golic Jr. & Greg McDermott.

@FauxPelini idk just start feeding me suggestions let's see how far we can push it

— Mike Golic Jr (@MGolicJR57) December 28, 2016

@MGolicJR57 or make up an emotional story about how kids used to call him Fat Pitzgerald

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 28, 2016

@MGolicJR57 it's a moving story

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 28, 2016

@cucoachmac are you nervous be honest

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 31, 2016

@cucoachmac how about doing some alley oop dunk plays those seem to work a lot

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 31, 2016

@cucoachmac no problem

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 31, 2016

Off to Germany!

Now that it's official, just wanted to tell you all that Kadie and I are playing our first professional season in Dresden, Germany!

— Amber Rolfzen (@twintowerBer) December 29, 2016

Amber and I officially started our first pro season in Dresden, Germany today! And to make the news better, we survived the first practice!

— kadie rolfzen (@twintowerKD) December 29, 2016

Ouch.

Dad: I was the best football player at Neumann

Mom: lmao you got tied to the goal post by the whole team

— Taylor Otte (@TaylorOtte2) December 29, 2016

Deep in the heartland.

Lots of love for huskers in north Platte! Hanging with exchange students in western NE! pic.twitter.com/6EC4a5sTTx

— john cook (@jcook2) December 30, 2016

Meanwhile in Prague.

We are in Prague sporting our NE hats for the football game tonight, people are yelling GO BIG RED down the street #noplacelikenebraska #gbr

— Sydney Townsend (@Sydtown14) December 30, 2016

Something to think about.

Skiing is the only time I'm totally okay with my life going downhill

— sami ® (@ReinhardSami) December 30, 2016

Faux Pelini and Orlando have an interesting history.

@RussellAthBowl are you excited for your football game

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 28, 2016

@RussellAthBowl what channel number is it on

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 28, 2016

@RussellAthBowl I can do that from my driveway

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 28, 2016

@RussellAthBowl how close can I get to the refs

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 28, 2016

@RussellAthBowl does your dress code apply to people in dive cages

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 28, 2016

@RussellAthBowl not my fault you didn't ban not wearing pants

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 28, 2016

@RussellAthBowl I could do a halftime show if you want

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 28, 2016

@RussellAthBowl yes and I don't know why throwing the baton at the tuba players is a bad idea

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 28, 2016

@RussellAthBowl a warning makes it worse like when you tackle a person at Starbucks

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 28, 2016

@FauxPelini no he's totes singing, but we understand the confusion since you think "singing" is "screaming at the top of your lungs"

— BWW Citrus Bowl (@BWWCitrusBowl) December 31, 2016

@FauxPelini well the lady at the ticket window didn't appreciate being serenaded, we can tell you that much

— BWW Citrus Bowl (@BWWCitrusBowl) December 31, 2016

@FauxPelini last time we let you on the roof we had to install a whole new cooling system

— BWW Citrus Bowl (@BWWCitrusBowl) December 31, 2016

The Faux Pelini/Belk Bowl shenanigans continue.

@belkbowl EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S THE BELK BOWL DAY

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 29, 2016

@belkbowl can I sit in the broadcast booth I will only talk between plays

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 29, 2016

@belkbowl on it then

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 29, 2016

@belkbowl I have a library card and some Wheat Thins coupons

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 29, 2016

@belkbowl could I be the holder for field goals

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 29, 2016

@belkbowl or I could be a pylon I can stand extremely still and wear orange

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 29, 2016

Follow your dreams!

Doctors told me I shouldn't play, colleges gave up, but HUSKER nation stayed the same! Reached a life goal tonight, I proved ppl wrong! #GBR

— Zeus (@DarlingtonZack) December 31, 2016

What a ride its been..wouldn't trade these memories for anything. #Forever27 pic.twitter.com/Sq3QTf2qfg

— B. Reilly (@brandonreilly87) December 31, 2016

Too bad you can’t go to the top right now.

Reminds me of them macDuffie days. #Normandie pic.twitter.com/gtTLmPR1cm

— Jordy Tshimanga (@LaFoudre32) December 31, 2016

Kickers never stop.

I wake up at 5:30 to workout in the hotel and the ONE person that is in there with me? Spencer. Lindsay. . @S__Lindsay

— Drew Brown (@Drewdbrown34) December 31, 2016

@Drewdbrown34 that's weird man. pic.twitter.com/FKCQMkcRRp

— Spencer Lindsay (@S__Lindsay) December 31, 2016

And last but not least…

Beat the odds, do numbers, and remain HUMBLE pic.twitter.com/vwaeaheaWK

— Tai Jack Webster I. (@Tjawtherula) January 1, 2017

Unbelievable will shown by the squad tonight! Let's get Pinnacle rockin Thursday night ⚪️ #Huskers #Nebrasketball #B1G

— Jeriah Horne (@JeriahHorne1) January 1, 2017