Twitter Recap: Adopting a Bison!

This is the future.

I need a robot that tells me exactly what I need to be doing at all times, but encourages me through it all ya know. Kinda like my mom.

— Annika Albrecht (@Annika_Albrecht) September 12, 2016

You can only pick one.

just wanna live in a cabin in the mountains and maybe a lil apartment in a big city but also a bungalow on a beach...

— sami ® (@ReinhardSami) September 13, 2016

Who agrees with him?

Those two seasons of @NarcosNetflix I just watched was the best tv I've ever watched in my life

— Jack McVeigh (@JackMcVeigh1) September 14, 2016

Hitting the recruiting trail hard!

Long day but great to connect w/talented & classy people on the recruiting trail! Austin- Union City - Chicago! #GBR pic.twitter.com/AUpXvmeFpv

— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) September 14, 2016

Full sprint is the way to do it.

There's no way to run with a backpack on and look normal.

— sami ® (@ReinhardSami) September 14, 2016

There is never enough emojis.

Why is there still no giraffe emoji? We have every view of a mailbox things we'll never use BUT NO GIRAFFE. I JUST WANT A GIRAFFE.

— Amber Rolfzen (@twintowerBer) September 16, 2016

Whoops.

Tried to do the whole zucchini noodles thing but accidentally bought 5 XL cucumbers.

So I guess hit me up if you need to make a salad...?

— Brooks Brennan (@Bruxy_B) September 16, 2016

Legends returning.

Great practice today, always good having former #Huskers like @GrantWistrom around! #GBR pic.twitter.com/rEhe6EdK9u

— Mike Riley (@Coach_Riley) September 16, 2016

The Oregon Duck mascot and Faux Pelini went back and forth this week.

So in Lincoln, Nebraska for 5 minutes and I'm already confused why everyone's houses aren't made of Lincoln logs...

— The Oregon Duck (@TheOregonDuck) September 16, 2016

.@FauxPelini pic.twitter.com/xYTMw7kUhe

— The Oregon Duck (@TheOregonDuck) September 17, 2016

.@TheOregonDuck I saw your new avi and I am mad

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 17, 2016

Here's a picture of me and @FauxPelini from this morning at breakfast! Thanks for showing me around town! pic.twitter.com/kGNQoKAYSh

— The Oregon Duck (@TheOregonDuck) September 17, 2016

thanks I'll never be able to sleep again https://t.co/2axucwRg2C

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 17, 2016

Fear the Nebrgons!

OH MY GOD @FauxPelini pic.twitter.com/nqL6nPJuQD

— Jake (@JakeEppert) September 17, 2016

BEWARE OF THE NEBRGONS THEY WILL MURDER YOU

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 17, 2016

In honor of North Dakota State victory over Iowa, Faux Pelini wanted to help the bison in a big way.

.@NDSUfootball I WILL DONATE $1 TO BISON PRESERVATION FOR EVERY POINT YOU BEAT IOWA BY

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 17, 2016

@NDSUfootball what are the best Bison charities and should I give the whole $2 to one or split it

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 17, 2016

Please give what you can to preserve all the bisonhttps://t.co/EbsAFveqP6 pic.twitter.com/W5dg3qGJSo

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 17, 2016

Welp, @FauxPelini just got a bison calf named after Carl Pelini. pic.twitter.com/FCiUyCOG61

— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) September 19, 2016

Update…she’s still alive.

Woke up last night to find a centipede crawling across my arm.
Brb while I BURN MY HOUSE DOWN

— Brooks Brennan (@Bruxy_B) September 18, 2016

Lovely pics.

Family. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/C5X50pajTJ

— Jordan Burroughs (@alliseeisgold) September 17, 2016

Don’t you hate this kind of people?

WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO WAIT IN TRAFFIC INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE FRONT AND CUTTING IN. I HAVE ZERO PATIENCE AND CAN WAIT. YOU CAN TOO

— Amber Rolfzen (@twintowerBer) September 17, 2016

Update…she’s still alive.

Woke up last night to find a centipede crawling across my arm.
Brb while I BURN MY HOUSE DOWN

— Brooks Brennan (@Bruxy_B) September 18, 2016

When at the zoo…

So you're telling me this kid just "fell"? pic.twitter.com/6nM9phE6xR

— Brooks Brennan (@Bruxy_B) September 19, 2016

And last but not least…

3-0. pic.twitter.com/ztabZ178F3

— Nebraska Football (@HuskerFBNation) September 17, 2016

It's about us.#GBR pic.twitter.com/XOKl6nY1UK

— Nebraska Football (@HuskerFBNation) September 18, 2016

I hope these tweets brightened up your Monday morning better. If you missed it here is last week’s Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!