Big Red Cobcast: Bring On The Ducks

We spanked the bulldogs and we killed the Cowboys, so what makes you think I’m afraid of a duck. I ain’t never met a duck I couldn’t take. My uncle did have a goose that I hated. 2 of them actually. Geese are not the same as ducks - Ducks are stupid.

In the hierarchy of stupid animals it goes:

1. Lemmings
2. Chickens
3. Ducks
4. Pomeranians
5. Catfish

See how high ducks are on that list? Pretty high. Know where Humans are on the list, 3rd from the bottom.

The hierarchy of smart animals goes:

1. Bald Eagles
2. Whales
3. Humans (This is where Cornhuskers go)
4. Dogs
5. Dolphins/Monkeys

So obviously by these statistics. Nebraska wins 69-13.

We are the greatest football team on God’s green earth. We are the Merle Haggard of college football, the Hummer (both kinds) of the FBS, the Tyrannosaurus Rex of the NCAA.

Nebraska isn’t on it’s way back to it’s glory days. It’s back in them already.