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Husker football season is, like - maybe, 12 days away? I don't do math and I don't do facts. I shoot from the hip and my hip says, "ummmm 12 days?". So we're gonna go with that.
I hate this part of the season because it's when everyone says that they know who's hot and who's not. Guess what though, they don't know anything. To quote Tyrion Lannister* "you know nothing". But in this case - "you" is "they" and "Tyrion" is "me". It's the typical banter. Alabama is everything, everybody else is nothing and the Huskers are garbage. Hopeful garbage but garbage none the less.
Well... Guess what, Homer Tweedy is back and he's back in full effect.
I think that the Huskers make the playoffs, and let me tell you why, because, we have the greatest offense the NCAA has ever seen. Tommy Armstrong threw a ball into a trash can from, like, 30 yards. I'd love to see another Quarterback do that BUT I WON'T BECAUSE THEY CAN'T!
How about Dicaprio Bootles? Rumor is he runs a 2.01 40. Not sure if you know this but that's the fastest by a lot. I've never seen it first hand but I also never saw Tommie Frazier first hand as a Freshman and look how that turned out.
Banderas hit a guy so hard in practice that his head exploded... Later. He hit him at 4, his head exploded at 6:30. That's a hard hit. Who's gonna want to line up against a guy who makes heads explode? Nobody. Last guy who did that to someone? Christian Peter.
Westerkamp caught a pass behind his back during a game.
I could keep going on and on and on but I don't need to.
Early prediction: We suffer our only loss to Ohio State during the season but redeem ourselves with a win against OSU in the B1G championship. We dominate Bama in round 1 of the playoffs but lose to Clemson in triple OT. We win 3 straight Natty's starting next year.
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*I don't think that's who said it.
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