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I’ve been to Maryland a few times. Never to the University of, but who thought there’d ever be a reason to go there?

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I know nearly nothing about the University of Maryland. I know probably about the same things as many of you; they are nicknamed the Terrapins, a terrapin is a turtle, they wear uniforms that look like Dragon puke, they're from Maryland, and Paul Bear Bryant got his first head coaching job there right after the end of World War II.

When I think of Maryland the state, I think of two separate occasions on which I went there for work.

The first occurred around 1992. I was to go to a conference for a company - Infinite Technologies - that sold email products at a time at which we were trying to convince people that they should start using email for communication. Most companies - the vast majority, really, weren't yet on the Internet and were just at the beginning of starting to try to figure out what it would mean to them.

My company sold an email product where we could provide hub services to other companies; they would get their email through our servers. The night before this conference I noticed some unusual traffic coming into our servers and I began to examine the emails that were coming in. The emails were hundreds of "yo mamma" jokes and they were being delivered to bad addresses and being sent from nonexistent addresses. Since they couldn’t be delivered, they just sat in the mail queues being processed and re-processed, grinding the small server into the ground.

I tried to figure out what this meant into the wee hours of the night and got about two hours sleep before I had to leave for my flight to Baltimore. When I got to the conference the next day I brought this up with several of the company's engineers and had discussions about it with other consulting firms. We didn't realize it at the time but we were dealing with a very early incident of of an email attack. The goal of the attack was to fill our server up with junk email – fill it up to the point that it wouldn't run anymore.

Over the next few years I worked with several companies on developing security into their email products. It didn't take long to realize that the attackers had the upper hand and you were in a reactionary mode because most companies didn't want to deal with security first. It's still that way today.

I remembered being amazed at some of the neighborhoods in Baltimore and how old the houses looked. They were packed together, the goal clearly to fit as many people as you could in as small an area as possible. We toured Camden Yards as part of the conference as the ballpark was just completed before our arrival, and of course, we had to visit a brewery or two.

The second time I went to Maryland for work was to help a family start up their construction business. I made several trips between 1997-1999. They were headquartered in a shipyard near Chesapeake Bay. It was a family owned business, and one of the brothers lived somewhere across the Bay to the East. When I worked with them I would stay at his place and I was shocked that the area in which they lived was very rural and we could barely get any Internet coverage. I thought the area was very beautiful and it was a sharp contrast to how populated and cramped Baltimore itself looked at times.

The family was from Maine originally. They forbade me to eat lobster. They would tell me "this lobstah from around heah, Jon, it ain't no good. If you want a lobstah we can go to Maine, but you ain't eatin' no Maryland lobstah." Crab cake, on the other hand, was an entirely different story. Crab cake is still one of the most amazing foods I've ever had, and Old Bay Seasoning remains in my cupboard to this day.

On one of my trips they threw a Hawaiian luau party. On the way to the party we had to stop and pick up some of their friends, one of which worked for NASA. As he got in the car, I flippantly said "What are you, a fuckin’ rocket scientist?" And he replied, "Yeah, I am, how did you know?" He then proceeded to tell me about what he did, which, honestly, didn’t sound all that interesting. There was no mention of alien conspiracies or kidnappings. I was rather disappointed.

I never took the time to get to Washington, D.C. to visit any of the monuments or things there. There was always something to do and driving around D.C. is hell. Told myself I’d get back someday. I never have.

That’s all I know about Maryland.

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