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The beds with or without bedbugs?
I don't know where most hotels buy their beds, but wherever it is, I need the number to that place so I can buy one for myself.
— kadie rolfzen (@twintowerKD) October 17, 2016
I believe I can touch the sky.
I believe I can flyyyyyy! pic.twitter.com/agDWqhGzzu
— Ndamukong Suh (@NdamukongSuh) October 18, 2016
This doesn’t sound right.
So Latitude finds a way to fine us nearly $1k/person for movin out charges. $150 to partially repaint a room @NathanGerry @ccarter_11 @Jorg
— B. Reilly (@brandonreilly87) October 19, 2016
We need video evidence!
Walking on campus and just seen someone on a skateboard eat it...funniest thing I've seen all day.
— De'Mornay Pierson-El (@DontPunt_15) October 19, 2016
Any sleepovers tonight?
When mom says you can have a sleepover on a school night pic.twitter.com/JnjpdqqrKY
— LIV (@OliviaBoender) October 20, 2016
Nice comeback.
Wow! We gave vaccines to 3,962 Badgers today. Thanks for making your community a healthier place.
— UHS UW-Madison (@UHS_Madison) October 21, 2016
.@FauxPelini Great question! Meningitis is spread through saliva. You can get your vaccine when you're in town next weeken...oh. pic.twitter.com/Hrfzxn1ots
— UHS UW-Madison (@UHS_Madison) October 21, 2016
Well then…
@FauxPelini You know the rules, Faux. pic.twitter.com/rPLsxQe4id
— Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) October 21, 2016
Looks scrumptious!
Shout out to chef Tjaw cooking the family a fire feed! pic.twitter.com/RoqrezzgKT
— Jack McVeigh (@JackMcVeigh1) October 22, 2016
Amazing.
Nothing makes me happier than when Holly comes running up to me after every game and gives me a hug ❤️ pic.twitter.com/lO7qEztmaY
— LIV (@OliviaBoender) October 22, 2016
Ouch.
One of the most underrated pain is finding out you got turf burn in the shower... smh
— De'Mornay Pierson-El (@DontPunt_15) October 23, 2016
Wait what?
Didn't know I could get an unsportsmanlike for telling the guy "the kick was good"
— Corey Whitaker (@coreywhitaker58) October 23, 2016
Keep digging.
Congrats @jwongorantes!!! Career digs is next!!! Take it from me :) Keep up the good work!
— Kayla Banwarth (@KaylaBanwarth2) October 23, 2016
Well today's game was nothing short of fun! And @jwongorantes got a new school record 35 digs!
— kadie rolfzen (@twintowerKD) October 24, 2016
Life is an adventure.
Been up for over 6 hours (it's 10am) been on 2 flights, and have had 2 (large) cups of coffee...college athlete life to a tee
— Haley Hanson (@hay_hanson) October 23, 2016
Wouldn't have it any other way tho!!!!!! Gbr
— Haley Hanson (@hay_hanson) October 23, 2016
And last but not least…
Our fans were electric this weekend! #noplacelike Nebraska Thanks Husker nation!
— john cook (@jcook2) October 24, 2016
I am extremely aware of breast cancer
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 23, 2016
27-22 vs Indiana
— Nebraska Football (@HuskerFBNation) October 23, 2016
27-14 vs Purdue#ForeverTwoSeven pic.twitter.com/uI8OqsSYca
After De'Mornay scores the go-ahead TD, he points above - can't help but notice the stream of light shining down on him. #GBR #Forever27 pic.twitter.com/7dUuEzyTez
— California4 Nebraska (@Cal4NE) October 23, 2016
I hope these tweets made your Monday morning. If you missed it here is last week’s Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!