Twitter Recap: Bo Pelini Day, Dwayne Wade and Boney Fuller

I’ll just start off the recap with these hilarious tweets.

To see the rest go check out @BoneyFuller.

Cornhuskers that Look Like Actual Corn: @coleconrad62. #BeatNebraska pic.twitter.com/qIzkdYVmTZ

— Boney Fuller (@boneyfuller) August 28, 2015

Cornhuskers that Look Like Actual Corn: @Cleveland_30. #BeatNebraska pic.twitter.com/4PobK9vp8h

— Boney Fuller (@boneyfuller) August 31, 2015

Cornhuskers that Look Like Actual Corn: @BClassy15. #BeatNebraska pic.twitter.com/LdILPsmGgu

— Boney Fuller (@boneyfuller) September 1, 2015

Cornhuskers that Look Like Actual Corn: @boaz_knows. #BeatNebraska pic.twitter.com/bKarcw5ZmQ

— Boney Fuller (@boneyfuller) September 2, 2015

Voted Most Likely to Accidentally Call a Coach "Mom": @Drewdbrown34. #BeatNebraska pic.twitter.com/XRDwhcLN9S

— Boney Fuller (@boneyfuller) August 28, 2015

@boneyfuller cmon u can do better than that. Drew Browns was hilarious

— Zeuce (@DarlingtonZack) August 31, 2015

Voted Most Likely to Argue that Landry is the Real Star of "Friday Night Lights": @DarlingtonZack. #BeatNebraska pic.twitter.com/ywSaugVtKa

— Boney Fuller (@boneyfuller) August 31, 2015

@boneyfuller that's more like it

— Zeuce (@DarlingtonZack) August 31, 2015

Voted Most Likely to Love the Hell Outta Some Wendy's: @Alonzo2Moore. #BeatNebraska pic.twitter.com/Ks9MPJ4PpL

— Boney Fuller (@boneyfuller) September 1, 2015

Voted Most Likely to Have Spent Two Frustrating Months Trying to Get Claws to Come out of His Hands: @Jordan_Ober17. pic.twitter.com/xUHCh7NpQk

— Boney Fuller (@boneyfuller) September 1, 2015

Voted Most Likely to Think the NFL Combine Somehow Involves a Tractor: @jackgangwish. #BeatNebraska pic.twitter.com/IO12N8iUOC

— Boney Fuller (@boneyfuller) September 2, 2015

@boneyfuller The NFL may not have real combines, but i can tell ya that if it did i would definatly run the show up there in the pros.

— Jack Gangwish (@jackgangwish) September 2, 2015

While in Lincoln grab a @Runza. Or make your own. You just need bread, cheese, and a cat that can barf on command. pic.twitter.com/mCewscH8J3

— Boney Fuller (@boneyfuller) September 3, 2015

Now back to your regularly scheduled tweets.

UH THEIR PARENTS DID THAT YEARS AGO RT @JournalStarNews: Mike Riley holds off on naming suspended players

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) August 31, 2015

No that’s not how it works!

College has taught me that colors and darks and maybe even some whites can all go on the same laundry load

— Laura Barrow (@lara_bara) September 1, 2015

Does anyone else agree?

Oversized t-shirts make life so simple

— Taylor Otte (@TaylorOtte2) September 1, 2015

Cats can be really evil sometimes.

Walked into my bathroom to find ELEVEN earrings in the toilet. Thanks, Chunkers.

— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) September 2, 2015

So many tasty options…

Endless opportunities with potatoes. Fries, hash browns, chips and so much more

— lia baldo (@liabaldo) September 2, 2015

Remember this folks.

The dream is free. The hustle is sold separately.

— Briana Holman (@_Shinola) September 2, 2015

Love it!

I have to say it fires me up when kids want to stay close to home and play in the snow. #NotScared

— Darin Erstad (@Dstad17) September 3, 2015

So so so so so polite.

So so so so so sossosoooooo so sooosoo sorry for the guy sitting next to me in this class after workouts

— Laura Barrow (@lara_bara) September 3, 2015

When your parents notice your food cravings…

Sowwy dad pic.twitter.com/cs6tDAH1wL

— lia baldo (@liabaldo) September 3, 2015

Does anyone else love when this happen?

Thank goodness it's raining, it makes me look like I'm sweating less from workouts.

— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) September 4, 2015

Ouch.

FOR THE LAST TIME 9/4 IS NOT BO PELINI DAY

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 4, 2015

I wonder if gymnasts will try trampoline basketball.

Just call us gymnasts #defygravity #huskerswbb pic.twitter.com/7yBluVInxS

— Emily Wood (@10emilywood) September 5, 2015

So much for chocolate milk in a bag…

@HuskerNutrition pic.twitter.com/GikHtZz5Fl

— Jaylyn Odermann (@imJAYwalkin) September 5, 2015

Everyone agrees with you man.

I have to admit I used to hate Boise State's blue field, but now I still hate it

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 5, 2015

Dwayne Wade and Gabriella Union were in town for the Nebraska game this weekend.

ok ok! it's time to see why part of my house is decorated with Nebraska memorabilia. Headed to Lincoln for my very first @Huskers game.

— DWade (@DwyaneWade) September 5, 2015

I need sleep. Gotta mentally prepare for the home opener tomorrow in Lincoln. @dwyanewade 1st Nebraska game. #GBR #Huskers

— Gabrielle Union (@itsgabrielleu) September 5, 2015

.@CoachMiles showing @itsgabrielleu and @DwyaneWade the digs. pic.twitter.com/DmlOIBOYtC

— Nebraska Basketball (@HuskerHoops) September 5, 2015

Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union's reaction to #Huskers facilities? "This isn't real life." http://t.co/kqk3OB1gLN pic.twitter.com/CSm9Xomjny

— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) September 6, 2015

Little pregame throw and catch with @itsgabrielleu and @DwyaneWade before the #Huskers take on BYU. pic.twitter.com/VBVqlx03c0

— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) September 5, 2015

With the new #Nebraska football coach @Coach_Riley before the game... as you can see, I'm on cloud… https://t.co/92UzpnUaLL

— Gabrielle Union (@itsgabrielleu) September 5, 2015

#Huskers @itsgabrielleu got her @Runza ... @DwayneWade3 waiting patiently for his! #GBR pic.twitter.com/Pxg3bJqex7

— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) September 5, 2015

Everyone’s jealous.

I love Nebraska❤️ oh and D-Wade and Gabrielle Union❤️❤️ #skers #GBR #Nebz https://t.co/YKAqSYhH0p

— Allie Havers (@Aaals22) September 5, 2015

We’re all wondering the same thing.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A HAIL JOSEPH SMITH DOES THIS EVEN COUNT

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 5, 2015

Well this is awkward.

Well well Hail Mary you are back again smh

— RK3✌️ (@rkellogg3) September 5, 2015

Secretly northwestern is laughing at us

— RK3✌️ (@rkellogg3) September 5, 2015

Excellent food choices!

Shoutout to my family for sticking with me for away games as well Chicago pizza wouldn't be the same without yall! pic.twitter.com/NEA7TZuMkb

— Jaylyn Odermann (@imJAYwalkin) September 6, 2015

Enjoying some Austin food truck tacos after the comeback win.... pic.twitter.com/gdxOcdsLbH

— Dani Busboom (@danib18) September 6, 2015

Someone’s in trouble.

Thanks to a paper-thin hotel wall, we now know the women 1 room over warned her husband about "hitting on thotties" and he did not listen.

— Brooks Brennan (@Bruxy_B) September 6, 2015

Well at least she wasn’t wearing a sombrero.

I'm in cowboy boots @ chipotle in Lincoln.... Bless my soul

— Taylor Otte (@TaylorOtte2) September 6, 2015

And last but not least…

Rule Number 1: do not wear a crop top to church.

— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) September 6, 2015

I hope these tweets brightened up your Labor Day Monday. If you missed it, here is last week’s Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!