I’ll just start off the recap with these hilarious tweets.
To see the rest go check out @BoneyFuller.
@boneyfuller cmon u can do better than that. Drew Browns was hilarious— Zeuce (@DarlingtonZack) August 31, 2015
@boneyfuller that's more like it— Zeuce (@DarlingtonZack) August 31, 2015
@boneyfuller The NFL may not have real combines, but i can tell ya that if it did i would definatly run the show up there in the pros.— Jack Gangwish (@jackgangwish) September 2, 2015
Now back to your regularly scheduled tweets.
UH THEIR PARENTS DID THAT YEARS AGO RT @JournalStarNews: Mike Riley holds off on naming suspended players— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) August 31, 2015
No that’s not how it works!
College has taught me that colors and darks and maybe even some whites can all go on the same laundry load— Laura Barrow (@lara_bara) September 1, 2015
Does anyone else agree?
Oversized t-shirts make life so simple— Taylor Otte (@TaylorOtte2) September 1, 2015
Cats can be really evil sometimes.
Walked into my bathroom to find ELEVEN earrings in the toilet. Thanks, Chunkers.— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) September 2, 2015
So many tasty options…
Endless opportunities with potatoes. Fries, hash browns, chips and so much more— lia baldo (@liabaldo) September 2, 2015
Remember this folks.
The dream is free. The hustle is sold separately.— Briana Holman (@_Shinola) September 2, 2015
I have to say it fires me up when kids want to stay close to home and play in the snow. #NotScared— Darin Erstad (@Dstad17) September 3, 2015
So so so so so polite.
So so so so so sossosoooooo so sooosoo sorry for the guy sitting next to me in this class after workouts— Laura Barrow (@lara_bara) September 3, 2015
When your parents notice your food cravings…
Sowwy dad pic.twitter.com/cs6tDAH1wL— lia baldo (@liabaldo) September 3, 2015
Does anyone else love when this happen?
Thank goodness it's raining, it makes me look like I'm sweating less from workouts.— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) September 4, 2015
FOR THE LAST TIME 9/4 IS NOT BO PELINI DAY— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 4, 2015
I wonder if gymnasts will try trampoline basketball.
So much for chocolate milk in a bag…
Everyone agrees with you man.
I have to admit I used to hate Boise State's blue field, but now I still hate it— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 5, 2015
Dwayne Wade and Gabriella Union were in town for the Nebraska game this weekend.
ok ok! it's time to see why part of my house is decorated with Nebraska memorabilia. Headed to Lincoln for my very first @Huskers game.— DWade (@DwyaneWade) September 5, 2015
We’re all wondering the same thing.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A HAIL JOSEPH SMITH DOES THIS EVEN COUNT— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 5, 2015
Well this is awkward.
Well well Hail Mary you are back again smh— RK3✌️ (@rkellogg3) September 5, 2015
Secretly northwestern is laughing at us— RK3✌️ (@rkellogg3) September 5, 2015
Excellent food choices!
Shoutout to my family for sticking with me for away games as well Chicago pizza wouldn't be the same without yall! pic.twitter.com/NEA7TZuMkb— Jaylyn Odermann (@imJAYwalkin) September 6, 2015
Enjoying some Austin food truck tacos after the comeback win.... pic.twitter.com/gdxOcdsLbH— Dani Busboom (@danib18) September 6, 2015
Someone’s in trouble.
Thanks to a paper-thin hotel wall, we now know the women 1 room over warned her husband about "hitting on thotties" and he did not listen.— Brooks Brennan (@Bruxy_B) September 6, 2015
Well at least she wasn’t wearing a sombrero.
I'm in cowboy boots @ chipotle in Lincoln.... Bless my soul— Taylor Otte (@TaylorOtte2) September 6, 2015
And last but not least…
Rule Number 1: do not wear a crop top to church.— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) September 6, 2015
I hope these tweets brightened up your Labor Day Monday. If you missed it, here is last week’s Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!