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There are a few things in life that are certain. Death. Taxes. Everyone thinking I'm wrong until I am undeniably proven right.
My whole life is a long con. Just when you think I should be euthanized and put out of my misery for being so stupid that I can't even make a sandwich - BOOM - I WAS RIGHT EVERY TIME I HAVE EVER SPOKEN.
It sucks to be doubted so much but I've grown used to it. Haters make me famous.
Things I've been right about:
1) The SEC is and always has been overrated
2) Goodwill Hunting is, objectively, the greatest movie ever made
3) Bo Pelini will bring a stupid cat out in the spring game
4) Your mom
5) Eminem is, objectively, the single most important person in the history of mankind.
That is a very incomplete list. I've been right too many times to make a list of them.
You may be asking yourself, "why did he bring this stuff up"? Because Pat and Joe, once again, challenged my authority in this episode and I had none of it. I took them to school about the quality of Southern Miss and other B1G foes. Listen and hear for yourself how right I am.
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