Big Red Cobcast: Illinois you di'in't

Wanna hear us fight with each other about who sucks more, Southern Miss or Minnesota? Well, you're welcome. We also look forward to Illinois.

By Cobcast Ryan Sep 29, 2015, 7:13am CDT

There are a few things in life that are certain. Death. Taxes. Everyone thinking I'm wrong until I am undeniably proven right.

My whole life is a long con. Just when you think I should be euthanized and put out of my misery for being so stupid that I can't even make a sandwich - BOOM - I WAS RIGHT EVERY TIME I HAVE EVER SPOKEN.

It sucks to be doubted so much but I've grown used to it. Haters make me famous.

Things I've been right about:

1) The SEC is and always has been overrated

2) Goodwill Hunting is, objectively, the greatest movie ever made

3) Bo Pelini will bring a stupid cat out in the spring game

4) Your mom

5) Eminem is, objectively, the single most important person in the history of mankind.

That is a very incomplete list. I've been right too many times to make a list of them.

You may be asking yourself, "why did he bring this stuff up"? Because Pat and Joe, once again, challenged my authority in this episode and I had none of it. I took them to school about the quality of Southern Miss and other B1G foes. Listen and hear for yourself how right I am.

Also, we made a few videos. Please watch them, love them, and share them. It would mean a lot to us.