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Big Red Cobcast: Illinois you di'in't

Wanna hear us fight with each other about who sucks more, Southern Miss or Minnesota? Well, you're welcome. We also look forward to Illinois.

Bruce Thorson-USA TODAY Sports

There are a few things in life that are certain. Death. Taxes. Everyone thinking I'm wrong until I am undeniably proven right.

My whole life is a long con. Just when you think I should be euthanized and put out of my misery for being so stupid that I can't even make a sandwich - BOOM - I WAS RIGHT EVERY TIME I HAVE EVER SPOKEN.

It sucks to be doubted so much but I've grown used to it. Haters make me famous.

Things I've been right about:

1) The SEC is and always has been overrated

2) Goodwill Hunting is, objectively, the greatest movie ever made

3) Bo Pelini will bring a stupid cat out in the spring game

4) Your mom

5) Eminem is, objectively, the single most important person in the history of mankind.

That is a very incomplete list. I've been right too many times to make a list of them.

You may be asking yourself, "why did he bring this stuff up"? Because Pat and Joe, once again, challenged my authority in this episode and I had none of it. I took them to school about the quality of Southern Miss and other B1G foes. Listen and hear for yourself how right I am.

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