Big Red Cobcast: The Miami Hurri-lames

Do you know why there are so many Tropical Storms in Cuba? Because Miami sucks and whatever is on the other side of Cuba blows.

Miami has done nothing for this world. Just ask Colombians, their country sucked in the 80's because of Miami. That's how much Miami sucks, it makes other countries suck just because it comes in contact with a handful of it's citizens.

Just like Pablo Escobar, Noriega and Chris Bosh, the entire Hurricane football team is loaded with criminals that are associated with Miami. I heard Al Golden just got caught selling Bath Salts to minors. Google it. Better yet, don't google it and just blindly spread it. Because that's what they deserve. I've seen "The U" and listened to 2 Live Crew Albums. All those butts everywhere? Why on God's green earth would Luke Skywalker want so many butts around him all the time unless he was doing all sorts of illegal activities. He was probably hiding Al Golden's bath salt supply in those butts. OR WORSE YET USING THOSE BUTTS TO HELP THE MIAMI HURRICANES CHEAT!!!

Miami is the worst. If I wanted to see "under boob" or "side boob" or "top boob" or "any kind of boob" I'd find my wife's Victoria's Secret catalogue like a Real American. I surely wouldn't google "boob pictures Miami". I absolutely would not do that.

Oh yeah, the Miami Hurricanes are also not REAL AMERICANS. They're lying, cheating, good-for-nothin' Floridians. The only thing worse than a Miami Hurricane associate is a Mormon! Or maybe a scientologist! That's it!

I hope the Cornhuskers go in and show those city boys what's good for them. It's definitely not so many butts.

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