When a teammate finds an embarrassing photo…
Is the NCAA reading this?
The struggle is real this month..considering becoming a lyft driver— B. Reilly (@brandonreilly87) July 7, 2015
@JordanWesty1 Only if I can pick you up— B. Reilly (@brandonreilly87) July 7, 2015
Someone’s had bad luck with cars lately.
I've been home for a week & a half and have managed to put diesel in my car, shatter my phone in the car door & throw away my car keys— Alli Peterson (@allitweeterson) July 8, 2015
Sometimes it’s good to have a positive outlook on everything.
An advantage of having small hands & wrists is that I can fit my whole arm in a Pringles can— Mattie Fowler (@m_fowler17) July 8, 2015
Kids says the darndest things.
Softball camper: I heard you have a bad back. Is what why you walk so weird? Lol at my life, again.— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) July 8, 2015
You know it’s summer when…
Currently experiencing friend withdrawals— Laura Barrow (@lara_bara) July 8, 2015
When was the last time you told your mother you love her?
Yall better tell your mom you love her before you go to bed every night!— Bane (@NathanGerry) July 10, 2015
Be wary of impostors.
Ok whoever was pretending to be "Sam Foltz" at the Lake of Ozarks this weekend must be a pro. Three ppl have now told me the same story— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) July 9, 2015
All the good stuff costs extra nowadays.
Boycotting BWW because what wings place charges for ranch?— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) July 9, 2015
That bunny has evil eyes.
Found the perfect pet for our new house (idk if it's a bunny or just a ball of fur) ((either way I'm keeping him)) pic.twitter.com/apOOOp9o5R— Laura Barrow (@lara_bara) July 10, 2015
Nice look at Venus and Jupiter as well.
Sometimes you get asked to sign food.
Just got asked to sign someone's corn because we're the Nebraska Cornhuskers...— Taylor Otte (@TaylorOtte2) July 10, 2015
Great cardio workout.
Don't underestimate racquetball...so tiring lol— B. Reilly (@brandonreilly87) July 11, 2015
Living the good life.
Representing NEBRASKA in Cabo San Lucas pic.twitter.com/WOb5najaQL— Brian Stewart (@stewdg1) July 11, 2015
How warm was the water?
Family on the river! pic.twitter.com/DPXAk4fbBi— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) July 12, 2015
And last but not least…Kenny Bell live tweets the Miss USA pageant.
Hahaha so what exactly is the criteria for winning the swimsuit competition at the miss USA pageant??— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) July 13, 2015
Hahahahaha this miss USA pageant is the funniest thing I've seen since ms universe. What a time to be alive— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) July 13, 2015
Ms Colorado comes out in sweats and a hoodie: "I love to party and eat pizza!" *shotguns coors light and punts it into crowd*— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) July 13, 2015
I hope these tweets brightened up your Monday morning. If you missed it, here is last week’s Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!