That's it, really. That's the entire joke.
That's about where my writing is these days... maybe you could fill it out to be more than a one-liner in the comments section.
24 Nebraska baseball players get stuck in an elevator, hilarity ensues - CBSSports.com
Twenty-four University of Nebraska players got stuck in an elevator together on Tuesday.
Though Huskers fell to eighth seed, Darin Erstad is a fan of Big Ten’s rise - Omaha.com: Big Red Today - Husker Football News, Schedules And Videos
Two weeks before Darin Erstad made his coaching debut in 2012, he was at the microphone during a speaking engagement in a downtown Lincoln hotel. His posture stiffening and voice intensifying, he outlined his hope for a significant change to the baseball culture in Nebraska’s new conference.
Frank Kaminsky likes playing Nebrasketball at the PBA - while doing a Q&A with SI.
Michigan State was the toughest, Nebraska was my favorite https://t.co/JQ16xs70SP— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) May 19, 2015
Former Husker Brion Carnes Signs With Omaha Beef | The Official Omaha Beef Indoor Football Site
The Omaha Beef will give former Husker quarterback Brion Carnes something Bo Pelini never did - the chance to be the starting quarterback.
Former Husker coach Rick Kaczenski accepts diversion on domestic assault charge - Omaha.com: Big Red Today Blog
Former Nebraska defensive line coach Rick Kaczenski on Monday accepted pre-trial diversion on a domestic assault charge stemming from a late March fight with his wife, Jessica Kaczenski.
Shavon Shields Should Help Nebraska Basketball Forget About Last Season's Woes - BT Powerhouse
Shavon Shields is a talented basketball player and an impactful leader for the Cornhuskers. He could make coach Tim Miles and Co. quickly forget about last season.
Robert Kokesh’s wrestling career comes to an end - Daily Nebraskan: Sports
Robert Kokesh lifted his arms into the air and yelled as he stood to his feet moments after defeating Logan Storley for third place in the 2015 NCAA Wrestling Championships. The ‘Red Sea’ erupted with noise that filled the Scottrade Center in St. Louis, Missouri.
Notre Dame football coach Brian Kelly's base compensation increased significantly during the 2013 calendar year, but his overall compensation fell, according to the university's new federal tax returns.
Just in case you still feel bad about Bo Pelini's buyout.
Big Ten's Jim Delany received $2.1 million in base pay for 2013-14 - CBSSports.com
Latest Big Ten tax return shows the conference reported $338.9 million in total revenue. Average payout to Big Ten schools: $26.4 million.
Colorado Buffaloes football recruiting: Buffs are one of only two Power 5 programs with zero commitments - Pacific Takes
Recruiting is moving faster than ever before, but Mike MacIntyre and the Buffs are still trying to catch up to compete in the Pac-12
Fundraising Event for Fanconi Anemia.
Cale's Caddies & Ahman Green Foundation Dark Knight Classic Bowling Event! May 30th, 2015. Ahman Green, Niles Paul, Jay Foreman and Eric Crouch will be in attendance. Tickets must be purchased ahead of time.