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Faux Pelini isn’t a fan of Star Wars.
One of the best times to punch someone in the face is right after he says "May the fourth be with you"
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 4, 2015
Sometimes you learn things the hard way.
Explaining free agency to a 4 y.o. Husker when it affects her PJs sucks. Thanks @Lions & @Ameerguapo, we're good now. pic.twitter.com/zgKn4WW9iA
— Jack Mitchell (@JackM_KLINRadio) May 5, 2015
No surprise from MTV this time.
I told her that her 16th birthday would be a lot better! @Avagracemiles pic.twitter.com/F470kXYprL
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) May 5, 2015
That’s what friends are for.
You know what, if it weren't for my Italian friend, @arm_strong21, no one would've noticed I tweeted the Italian flag instead of the mexican
— Laura Barrow (@lara_bara) May 5, 2015
Sometimes you have to appreciate the little things.
just another reason why... There is No Place like Nebraska! ☕️ pic.twitter.com/oHGEuSQBeb
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) May 6, 2015
They must have just moved here.
Jimmy John's asked me for the address of Memorial Stadium. WHO DOESNT KNOW WHERE MEMORIAL STADIUM IS!?
— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) May 6, 2015
Truer words were never spoken.
Never hope more for what you didn't work for.
— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) May 6, 2015
That feeling when you are finished finals.
How I'm going to feel after this last final: @Marjani_Mj pic.twitter.com/d1ZKuxoyHj
— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) May 6, 2015
Things are different in the NFL.
@AFRO_THUNDER80 the good news is they don't throw a flag in the NFL for blocking a guy in half
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 6, 2015
Jack Gangwish doing squats.
Of course Gripper is liftin stupid weight, no spotter, with the game day polo on lol @jackgangwish pic.twitter.com/rMV6vPfLHF
— B. Reilly (@brandonreilly87) May 7, 2015
Let’s just say the Huskers know how to take advantage of a flooded baseball field.
"I'm on a boat!" -Lil Erstad https://t.co/GXAFJjy6QD
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) May 7, 2015
"I'll never let go." -Lil Erstad https://t.co/3YFcNQrPjP
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) May 7, 2015
Meanwhile the Husker Swimming & Diving team held their first practice at Bowlin Field.
Good Morning from Bowlin Stadium - we will now be hosting swim meets. #LincolnFlood2015 pic.twitter.com/XJlMnJUBGT
— Nebraska Softball (@HuskerSoftball) May 7, 2015
Not even major flooding will keep Tim Miles away from basketball.
If you think you're getting me out of PBA you're crazy https://t.co/i8Bicr7sH9
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) May 7, 2015
Jake envisioning himself at TPC Sawgrass #17
Bit of a water hazard. Good day to play 18. @GBR @Husker_Baseball pic.twitter.com/XKBy2qCx2G
— Jake Hohensee (@JakeHohensee) May 7, 2015
Meanwhile in the dugout.
UPDATE: The fish are indeed biting today at Haymarket (Park) Lake. They cannot resist the floating seeds and bubble gum #GBR
— Jeffrey Chesnut (@TheNut28) May 7, 2015
The speedo boys are back at it...see ya Saturday against Purdue #GBR pic.twitter.com/6QvBW2KFPd
— Jeffrey Chesnut (@TheNut28) May 7, 2015
Good outlook on life.
When life hands you lemons, put on a speedo and drive an RC boat on a flooded baseball field. http://t.co/EsKHySP2kU pic.twitter.com/fe31jUSpl7
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) May 8, 2015
The Huskers Twitter account was on fire this week.
"And the Skipper too." -Lil Erstad. Let's play ball. Hawks Field ready for Purdue: http://t.co/PrNECx6Dae https://t.co/aUO7Q8cdJi
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) May 8, 2015
Avengers assemble.
Why are members of the @Huskersoftball team dressed as Mario, Luigi and Iron Man? Find out here! http://t.co/rjU1mbuHew
— Big Ten Network (@BigTenNetwork) May 8, 2015
The Chicago Cubs tried to make Faux Pelini’s worries go away.
@Cubs why
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 9, 2015
@Cubs it makes me feel frustrated
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 9, 2015
@Cubs is this Theo
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 9, 2015
Proud Dad moment.
Congrats to our two most recent college graduates @_TP5 and DRiv. Proud of you guys!!! pic.twitter.com/ubNGEOHstF
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) May 9, 2015
Who would like to see this happen?
Fine I'll do it RT @brandonmeyer3: When will they ask @FauxPelini to give the grad. speech? One of the most famous huskers of recent memory.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 9, 2015
Photobombs, photobombs everywhere!
EXTREMELY impressive photo bomb by @arm_strong21 and @sjuLIN_SANITY after win over OSU @RhondaRevelle #Huskers pic.twitter.com/DoDhootQwc
— Steve Beideck (@stevebeideck) May 8, 2015
Another strong photo bomb from @sjuLIN_SANITY this one a Mother's Day shoutout to @babydocann #Huskers pic.twitter.com/pv4pLP6u8W
— Steve Beideck (@stevebeideck) May 10, 2015
Part 1 of 3 that shows @lara_bara has post-graduate photo bombing skills as a freshman #Huskers pic.twitter.com/hrCZeNj8bW
— Steve Beideck (@stevebeideck) May 10, 2015
Part 2 of the @lara_bara TV trilogy #Huskers pic.twitter.com/tjsNgSy9tN
— Steve Beideck (@stevebeideck) May 10, 2015
Part 3 is @lara_bara auditioning for a cameo in a vampire movie #trilogy #Huskers pic.twitter.com/N0YoVXITYs
— Steve Beideck (@stevebeideck) May 10, 2015
Steve Reveles ask one of life’s important questions.
Why is there not a squirrel emoji
— Steven Reveles (@sreveles5) May 10, 2015
Put on your game face!
Let's just say that when @CoLtoNoscopyyyy goes into the game, I make sure he is ready to go #GBR https://t.co/nQS3Mdwltw
— Nate Fisher (@Nate_Fish18) May 10, 2015
Senior Day at the ballpark.
Seniors. #GBRForever pic.twitter.com/1dlNKSDXh6
— Nebraska Baseball (@Husker_Baseball) May 10, 2015
Life of a punter.
Sorry @NUequipment only field I have is in the back yard punting into the pasture! The balls should be broke in soon pic.twitter.com/GbZnHEgPtS
— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) May 11, 2015
Congrats ladies!
That moment when you realize you are headed to LSU in the Round of 64 in @NCAAsoftball Post Season Tournament #OSTW pic.twitter.com/ij3BM5beuO
— Nebraska Softball (@HuskerSoftball) May 11, 2015
And last but not least.
Thank you Husker Nation for four memorable years. Always a pleasure pitching in front of the best fans in college baseball #GBR
— Kyle Kubat (@K_Train31) May 11, 2015
Hopefully these tweets made your Monday morning better. If you missed it, here is last week’s Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!