2015 NFL Draft Open Thread!

Tonight is the night you've all been waiting for (don't lie!). It's the 2015 NFL Draft!

Because you don't have anything better to do than:

• Sit around and watch college players get picked
• Put their new NFL team's hate on their head
• Shake Roger Goodell's hand
• While All Their Fans SCREAM Because They Wanted Someone Else
• Chris Bierman will look ill-prepared again, relying on old catchphrases to get him through the night
• And All The Mommas Will Cry
• And Everyone Will Be Happy
• Except For That One Guy
• Who Doesn't Get Picked
• And He's Sad Because They Keep Showing Him on TV
• And no one - NO ONE - will bring him a gin & tonic
• But It's Not Really Sad
• Because He's Still Going To Be Making More Than All Of Us In The End

This is the spectacle of sport; football at its highest point! Celebrate the NFL Draft! WOOOOOOOO!!!!