Josh Banderas has a doppelganger.
Sometimes you just have that craving.
Is it a problem that I'm down to have ice cream this early #BigGirlsGottaEat— Allie Havers (@Aaals22) April 22, 2015
Looks like there aren’t enough parking spots.
Some guy is about to buy the Hawks for $850 million...man if only he could spot me some cash for these parking tickets— B. Reilly (@brandonreilly87) April 22, 2015
@FauxPelini it's (bleeping) OK by me— Will Graves (@WillGravesAP) April 22, 2015
Faux Pelini has another off season chat with a bowl game.
@fauxpelini shout out featured in our new twitter header... Not sure how we feel about that?— LM Armed Forces Bowl (@ArmedForcesBowl) April 22, 2015
@ArmedForcesBowl no sad— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 22, 2015
@ArmedForcesBowl can you send some armed forces to his house to make him unblock me— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 22, 2015
@ArmedForcesBowl we tried that play in Columbus a couple years ago and it didn't really work— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 22, 2015
@ArmedForcesBowl is there any reason you couldn't change your name to the Urban Meyer Hates Babies Bowl just curious— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 22, 2015
Look who is in DC.
Such a great feeling.
Update: I woke up in the best state in the nation, my old truck cranked right up, and I still play for the greatest team in the land. #GBR— Jack Gangwish (@jackgangwish) April 22, 2015
Husker Softball has a new mascot.
Live comes at you fast.
Someone wasn’t ready for the picture.
Future NFL Running Backs.
"Game Changers" pic.twitter.com/yd6RUzUAbQ— Ameer Abdullah (@Ameerguapo) April 23, 2015
You have to start somewhere.
Hopefully you will be one of the guys selected.
1 week!!!! Very excited for all of the young men that will have the opportunity to chase their dream! Good luck gentlemen✊ #SALUTE— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) April 24, 2015
Faux Pelini talked strategy with Cubs pitcher Jake Arrieta during a rain delay.
@JArrieta34 are you nervous be honest— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 25, 2015
@JArrieta34 just an idea, what if you threw an underhanded windmill pitch while screaming the batter's name— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 25, 2015
@JArrieta34 I like it but are you allowed to bring matches to the mound— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 25, 2015
@JArrieta34 also maybe ask about a dart gun— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 25, 2015
@JArrieta34 is there a rule against screaming the batter's wife's name right before you throw a pitch— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 25, 2015
@JArrieta34 you're welcome— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 25, 2015
When in Iowa…
20 minutes of waiters eyeballing me with zero service in Iowa City restaurant. Bad service or too much Husker gear on? Luv it! Bring it on!— Darin Erstad (@Dstad17) April 24, 2015
Walking into public places in Iowa while wearing Nebraska gear is like your first day at a new school— Taylor Otte (@TaylorOtte2) April 26, 2015
Kenny Bell hit the links this week instead of the bowling alley.
Thank you to everyone @tpcscottsdale ,best 4 days of golf I've ever had. It was the people around the club that made it great. Thanks guys!— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) April 26, 2015
That plane has such a corny design.
Some important athletes to see in Minneapolis today! pic.twitter.com/uhbXE0WS1C— Dani Busboom (@danib18) April 26, 2015
Ameer Abdullah still proves the doubters wrong.
I love it when someone says I "can't" do something. Lol little do they know I've been told that my entire life, so it's nothing new. #WROH— Ameer Abdullah (@Ameerguapo) April 26, 2015
And last but not least…
.@FloydMayweather is it more fun to punch people for free or when you are being paid— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 27, 2015
Hopefully some of these tweets made your Monday morning better. If you missed it, here is last week’s Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!