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What a day full of lies.... April Fool's.

Because one wasn't enough, we ran multiple. You can vote for your favorite in our poll!

Wednesday practice notes
— Turner said there was a time when he considered not returning to the field after his latest injury, but after talking with friends and family and praying about it, he decided to give it another go.

Husker Spring Football Notes: Quarterbacks Grabbing Hold of Offense
Tommy Armstrong’s back at practice. The back spasms are gone, and it appears spring break came at the perfect time. The assessment period was good, too.

Husker QBs Starting to Settle In - Huskers.com - Nebraska Athletics Official Web Site
Lincoln, Neb.- The Nebraska football team completed its 10th practice of the 2015 spring football season on Wednesday afternoon.

Schreiber Homers in Extras, NU Wins 3-2 - Huskers.com - Nebraska Athletics Official Web Site
Freshman Scott Schreiber found the perfect time for the first home run of his Husker career, as the Menasha, Wis., native broke a 2-2 tie in the top of the 10th inning with a two-out solo home into the left field seats at Werner Park. Senior Josh Roeder took the mound in the bottom of the 10th and struck out the side to notch his ninth save of the season.

Illinois Baseball: No. 15 Illini win Braggin' Rights over Mizzou 4-3 - The Champaign Room
David Kerian's seventh home run of the season lifts Illinois to 4-3 victory.

Michigan State's Final Four History - BT Powerhouse
Want to know why you never count out Tournament Tom Izzo? Seven Final Fours in twenty years of coaching, that's why.

JAKE RUDOCK TO TRANSFER TO MICHIGAN, PER MULTIPLE REPORTS - Black Heart Gold Pants
Rudock's first and only rumored destination appears to be a go.

What Jake Rudock's Transfer Means for Michigan - Maize n Brew
Michigan's quarterback situation has been full of questions but has had few answers. Michigan just found a huge answer in Jake Rudock.

Researchers say exploding head syndrome and sleep paralysis go together " Standard Daily

Earlier studies indicated that exploding head syndrome is very rare and occurs in people above 50 years of age...

Uh.... I'm not sure if this is real or not.

Celebrities who have said the word 'Nebraska' - Daily Nebraskan: Arts & Entertainment
Disclaimer: This article is a part of the Daily Nebraskan and DailyER joint satirical issue, the Halfasskaner.

Maryland moves closer to beer sales throughout Terps sporting events - Testudo Times
The university's athletic governing panel approved a plan to expand beer sales at Maryland sporting events. Beer could be available at football games as soon as next fall.

The Horrific April Fools Pranks of the 19th Century
Hiring someone to shout FIRE at your sleeping wife. HAHAHA.

ASAP Sports Transcripts - Basketball - 2015 - NCAA WOMEN'S FINAL FOUR - April 1 - Geno Auriemma

College men's basketball is so far behind the times it's unbelievable.  I mean women's basketball is behind the times.  Men's basketball is even further behind the times.  Every other major sport in the world has taken steps to help people be better on the offensive end of the floor.  They've moved in the fences in baseball, they lowered the mound.  They made the strike zone so you need a straw to put through it.  And in the NFL you touch a guy it's a penalty.  You hit the quarterback, you're out for life.

Well....  not sure what real recommendations Geno has here, but I'd be interested in hearing them.

How UNL cut its energy usage nearly in half during the 21st century - Daily Nebraskan: News
In a 2012 presentation at NU Tech Day, UNL Facilities and Maintenance reported a roughly 40 percent decrease in energy usage from 2000. The decrease was said to have saved the university $10 million in the previous year alone on account of conservation efforts and changes in energy costs.

College Baseball National Seeds Projections
College Baseball National Seeds Projections: No. 1 Texas A&M, No. 2 TCU, No. 3 Vanderbilt, No. 4 UCLA, No. 5 Florida, No. 6 LSU, No. 7 Arizona State, No. 8