Guys everywhere nod in agreement.
I hate girls... Gotta change outfits a billion times before they can pick one— Rachel Theriot (@RachTheRiot) April 9, 2015
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRLLL RT @AP: Detectives are investigating the theft of about $70,000 worth of bull semen from a farm in Minnesota— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 9, 2015
Faux Pelini is concerned about John Calipari’s job security.
.@UKCoachCalipari haha your seven best players quit you are going to get fired— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 9, 2015
Speaking of airports, it seems like there are not a lot of morning people on the Husker Softball team.
This 4am flight got everybody looking too rough minus dawna she's to happy. pic.twitter.com/pehQYRWls3— Kiki Stokes (@KStokes10) April 10, 2015
Which led to this…
I've slept in 2 different hotel beds, the floor of an airport terminal, the plane, and the charter bus floor all within the past 9 hours.— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) April 10, 2015
Never trust an Italian place at an airport. #Imposters— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) April 12, 2015
I asked for pasta primavera...they gave me mosticolli in marinara sauce....ugh.— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) April 12, 2015
Though I bet that wasn’t as bad as getting your wisdom teeth pulled.
Getting your wisdom teeth out will make you feel some type of way https://t.co/vb4nYR0nWm— Allie Havers (@Aaals22) April 11, 2015
So this happened https://t.co/esz7cyVxkK— Allie Havers (@Aaals22) April 11, 2015
Kyle Kubat recognizes National Sibling Day.
Tommy Armstrong feeling giddy for Spring Ball.
Here are some tweets from the Spring Game.
76k for the Spring Game?! Reasons why they're called the greatest fans in college football! Thanks Husker fans! #GBR— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) April 12, 2015
Appreciate all the support from the best fans in the country!! GBR!!— Jordan Westerkamp (@JordanWesty1) April 11, 2015
Of course Faux Pelini had plenty to say during the Spring Game.
.@Coach_Riley FYI you can bring household animals to the spring game— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 11, 2015
.@Coach_Riley haha it's illegal to throw to tight ends what are you doing— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 11, 2015
lol so not a sellout then https://t.co/kf1ziRAs5U— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 11, 2015
@BoPelini haha did you see Nebraska is losing at halftime— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 11, 2015
.@Coach_Riley talking into a live microphone is a really bad idea— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 11, 2015
Sometimes kids have to find things out the hard way.
There was also a pretty good turnout at Hawks Field on Sunday for Laney Ledbetter.
Come out and support the boys but more importantly to support #Love4Laney. You never know if you could change someones life!!!!— Colton Earl Howell (@CoLtoNoscopyyyy) April 12, 2015
Josh Mitchell hates flight delays.
I'm going to start a fund for a private jet....anybody wana make donations to the #GetJmitchAJetFund ? If not I completely understand— Josh Mitchell (@J_Mitch05) April 12, 2015
Guess who Jack met last night?
And last but not least…
.@TheMasters where is the member application link on your website— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 12, 2015
I hope these tweets made your Monday morning better. If you missed it here is last week’s Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!