Guys everywhere nod in agreement.
I hate girls... Gotta change outfits a billion times before they can pick one— Rachel Theriot (@RachTheRiot) April 9, 2015
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRLLL RT @AP: Detectives are investigating the theft of about $70,000 worth of bull semen from a farm in Minnesota— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 9, 2015
Faux Pelini is concerned about John Calipari’s job security.
.@UKCoachCalipari haha your seven best players quit you are going to get fired— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 9, 2015
Speaking of airports, it seems like there are not a lot of morning people on the Husker Softball team.
This 4am flight got everybody looking too rough minus dawna she's to happy. pic.twitter.com/pehQYRWls3— Kiki Stokes (@KStokes10) April 10, 2015
Which led to this…
I've slept in 2 different hotel beds, the floor of an airport terminal, the plane, and the charter bus floor all within the past 9 hours.— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) April 10, 2015
Never trust an Italian place at an airport. #Imposters— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) April 12, 2015
I asked for pasta primavera...they gave me mosticolli in marinara sauce....ugh.— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) April 12, 2015
Though I bet that wasn’t as bad as getting your wisdom teeth pulled.
Getting your wisdom teeth out will make you feel some type of way https://t.co/vb4nYR0nWm— Allie Havers (@Aaals22) April 11, 2015
So this happened https://t.co/esz7cyVxkK— Allie Havers (@Aaals22) April 11, 2015
Kyle Kubat recognizes National Sibling Day.
If you got a brother or sister, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but sibling ain't one #NationalSiblingsDay #OnlyChild— Kyle Kubat (@K_Train31) April 10, 2015
Tommy Armstrong feeling giddy for Spring Ball.
Heard @Ameerguapo is in town!!!! Hope I get to take a picture or get a autograph with him!!!! OMG excited!!! #GBR— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@Tommy_Gun4) April 11, 2015
Here are some tweets from the Spring Game.
My man Keyshawn rocking that @Huskers Red!! #gbr pic.twitter.com/4O7qRG56Lu— Prince Amukamara (@PrinceAmukamara) April 11, 2015
76k for the Spring Game?! Reasons why they're called the greatest fans in college football! Thanks Husker fans! #GBR— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) April 12, 2015
Appreciate all the support from the best fans in the country!! GBR!!— Jordan Westerkamp (@JordanWesty1) April 11, 2015
When your best friend and the 4th down QB drops a bomb you gotta take some time to celebrate! @samfoltz27 pic.twitter.com/ViFvp0KMUp— Samuel Hahn (@daHAHNi) April 12, 2015
Thank you #Huskers fans for making the Spring Game so memorable! See you again in September! #GBR ⚪️ pic.twitter.com/7cyopGCqhw— Mike Riley (@Coach_Riley) April 11, 2015
Of course Faux Pelini had plenty to say during the Spring Game.
.@Coach_Riley FYI you can bring household animals to the spring game— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 11, 2015
.@Coach_Riley haha it's illegal to throw to tight ends what are you doing— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 11, 2015
lol so not a sellout then https://t.co/kf1ziRAs5U— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 11, 2015
@BoPelini haha did you see Nebraska is losing at halftime— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 11, 2015
.@Coach_Riley talking into a live microphone is a really bad idea— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 11, 2015
Sometimes kids have to find things out the hard way.
My 2 y/o said, "Ameer Abdullah has the ball" & I told him @Ameerguapo doesn’t play for the @Huskers anymore #GBR #sad pic.twitter.com/BbgMSWM27L— Sarah Mlow (@eliash10) April 11, 2015
There was also a pretty good turnout at Hawks Field on Sunday for Laney Ledbetter.
Today we are recognizing the Nebraska Organ and Recovery System. We encourage fans to show support using #Love4Laney pic.twitter.com/4YV3nhAs6e— Nebraska Baseball (@Husker_Baseball) April 12, 2015
#Love4Laney pic.twitter.com/l3xQdmymL1— Taylor Fish (@Gone_FISHn45) April 12, 2015
Come out and support the boys but more importantly to support #Love4Laney. You never know if you could change someones life!!!!— Colton Earl Howell (@CoLtoNoscopyyyy) April 12, 2015
The Ledbetter family is simply the best. Having the courage to share their story is powerful. #Love4Laney #Huskers pic.twitter.com/V7ezbkEDJC— Nebraska Medicine (@NebraskaMed) April 12, 2015
Josh Mitchell hates flight delays.
I'm going to start a fund for a private jet....anybody wana make donations to the #GetJmitchAJetFund ? If not I completely understand— Josh Mitchell (@J_Mitch05) April 12, 2015
Guess who Jack met last night?
Honored 2 present award 2night @NULifeSkills @husker student athlete academic banquet. Great meeting @Coach_Riley ! pic.twitter.com/4LcEENrMWn— Team Jack (@TeamJack) April 13, 2015
And last but not least…
.@TheMasters where is the member application link on your website— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 12, 2015
I hope these tweets made your Monday morning better. If you missed it here is last week’s Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!