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Corn Flakes: Death To Pagan Min

By Jon Johnston
Jon Johnston

I admit it. I spent last night trying to finish off Pagan Min rather than looking for any news of value. I have liberated all the bell towers, taken over all the outposts, and finished the Longinus and Reggie/Yogi quests.

I am pretty bad at the "stealth" missions. I have yet to complete two bomb defusing quests because I don't have the patience to go undetected. (Maybe it's just not in my nature.)

There's still a lot in Northern Kyrat I have not yet discovered, but I am not spending as much time looking around as I did earlier in the game.

Oh, and if you don't play video games/Far Cry 4, you can just ignore all this stuff above and go on to the news.

What are you doing to get through the offseason?

3 & Out: Spring Football Midterm | Hail Varsity

Spring break at Nebraska offers something of a "halftime" to the Huskers’ spring drills. It also makes for a convenient time to recap what we’ve learned so far. Grant Muessel, Erin Sorensen and Brandon Vogel offer three quick takeaways from the first two weeks of spring practice.

After reading this, I conclude that we know jack shit. It's not because these guys aren't observant, it's because this is all a PROCESS and that PROCESS has only just begun.

There's a lot of talk about the passing game. I don't like it, this talk about the passing game.

The NFL still doesn't know what a catch is - SBNation.com
The Calvin Johnson rule isn't going anywhere, but it did get a nice little semantic makeover from the NFL.

THREE IOWA WRESTLERS ARRESTED - Black Heart Gold Pants
Three Iowa wrestlers were arrested last week on a variety of charges.

MMBM: 10 blue-collar rule changes that will save the NFL - SBNation.com

3. Peter King intervewed Roger Goodell over the weekend and got to the bottom of such topics like if he thinks the NFL will enjoy continued success and whether or not he thinks football is a good sport for players and fans alike. Goodell revealed that unlike Chris Borland he never considered quitting.

This is really stupid and you will probably enjoy it.

PR firm warned UAB not to announce end of football until after season - SBNation.com

The school knew the football program would be shut down before the 2014 season even started.

Are there ANY decent people in Alabama?

College Baseball Top 25 Rankings: March 23 D1Baseball.com
LSU ascended to No. 1 in the D1Baseball Top 25, leading a group of four SEC teams at the top. A pair of Pac-12 teams entered the rankings.

College Top 25 (March 23) - BaseballAmerica.com

LSU remains atop the Top 25, while Cal enters for the first time this season.

No Maryland at all, but Indiana and Illinois are ranked #24 and #25. I don't necessarily disagree with Indiana, Illinois, but no Maryland? WTF, BA?

Maryland baseball: Terps rise to No. 11 after 6-0 week - Testudo Times
After a week that saw the Terps go 6-0, including a sweep of their first B1G series ever, Maryland was rewarded with their highest-ever ranking.

More Stories of Phenomenally Dumb Restaurant Customers

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food industry. This week, we've got yet more stories of hilariously dumb customers, as well as an end to the armistice from the Great Egg War of 2014 (NEVER FORGET). As always, these are real e-mails from real readers.

Mixed eggs. Marbled Rye Bread. The sun moves in the sky. Calcium-free cheese.

Watch this very good dog learn to catch food in slow motion - SBNation.com
Fritz the Dog has been practicing catching food in his mouth. It is going so bad. This video is so good.

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