Twitter Recap: United Airlines, Pi Day and Bo Pelini displays the proper driving technique

Matt Finnin is back with another Iowa joke.

Vincent Valentine wants us to watch out for certain people.

Never trust a person who puts their phone down with the screen facing down

— Vincent Valentine (@TheRealVRVJ) March 9, 2015

Maybe his son will play at Nebraska.

Loved seeing a great former player I had the joy of coaching, Keyshawn Johnson @Thromedamnball ! #GBR pic.twitter.com/xkpU7lMkoj

— Mike Riley (@Coach_Riley) March 10, 2015

This happened.

Proper driving technique. @FauxPelini pic.twitter.com/fMaw6oEopb

— Patrick Pelini (@PPelini) March 11, 2015

WATCH IMMEDIATELY THIS IS NOT A DRILL RT @PPelini: Proper driving technique. @FauxPelini pic.twitter.com/Him0ZYLkyy

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 11, 2015

Riding in style.

Long boarding through campus with a peanut butter and banana sandwich. #college

— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) March 11, 2015

I wonder how quickly these sold out.

Family member bought this for 3 dollars...perks of sharing a number with Ameer. pic.twitter.com/Dg8VbpM6cO

— Tanner Lubach (@TannerLubach) March 11, 2015

I wonder if Faux Pelini is banned from all United flights now.

@FauxPelini We are a completely smoke free airline. ^GJ

— United (@united) March 11, 2015

@FauxPelini All of our flights are smoke free. This includes any flights in and out of Dayton. ^GJ

— United (@united) March 11, 2015

@united when did this go into effect

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 11, 2015

@united can I talk to your supervisor GJ

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 12, 2015

It’s that time of year again.

Leg shaving season is upon us an I'm not ready

— Allie Havers (@Aaals22) March 12, 2015

Oh the places you’ll go.

Reaching out to the community is what we do best #Skers #OutReach #DrSuess #LowkeyHardToRead https://t.co/Mjn8UMHFwj

— Allie Havers (@Aaals22) March 12, 2015

Anyone want to challenge her?

I wish there was a major for people watching cuz I'd kill it

— Allie Havers (@Aaals22) March 12, 2015

Which pic is better?

The San Diego of the #B1G. Amazing night in #LNK. pic.twitter.com/HHzVP610mQ

— Kelly Mosier (@kmosier42) March 12, 2015

God's beauty never fails. pic.twitter.com/zADazVQCYu

— Hannah Tvrdy (@htvrdy_10) March 14, 2015

Not again…

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRLLLLL RT @PzFeed: Police in Ohio searching for someone who pooped on 19 parked cars.

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 12, 2015

*Sad Trombone*

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I don't know but Iowa just got knocked out of the Big Ten tournament by Penn State

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 12, 2015

He probably thought someone peed on his porch.

I just peed on my neighbor's porch but it's Friday the13th so what did he think would happen

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 13, 2015

Husker Baseball loves the fan support.

Big S/O to the students filling the #TheBermZone. 6062 fans today!? U r awesome #HuskerNation

— Darin Erstad (@Dstad17) March 14, 2015

You want the best college baseball experience? Nebraska is the place to be. 6062 fans today. Theres no place like nebaska. @Husker_Baseball

— Jake Hohensee (@JakeHohensee) March 14, 2015

I absolutely love our fans and the strong support they continue to show! Great win for the boys today! Thanks to all that came to watch #GBR

— Josh Roeder (@jroeder13) March 14, 2015

Husker Nation didn't disappoint today, best fans in college baseball! #GBR

— Nate Fisher (@Nate_Fish18) March 14, 2015

Unbelieveable husker nation. 6223 fans to come out and support us today. You never cease to amaze me!!! #GBR #Skers

— Colton Earl Howell (@CoLtoNoscopyyyy) March 14, 2015

(Insert broom emoji here) #sweep #GBR

— Kyle Kubat (@K_Train31) March 15, 2015

Some people celebrate Pi Day in their own unique way.

A fun Pi Day thing is to smash a pie in your friend's face, also a cup of coffee or a bowling ball works too

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 14, 2015

United Airlines is some real trouble this time.

Who makes you sit on a plane for an hour an a half...shout out to @united yall the real mvp..

— Kiki Stokes (@KStokes10) March 16, 2015

Interesting place to do a spacewalk…

Astronaut just hanging out in Chicago pic.twitter.com/lu3O4qw4Bw

— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) March 15, 2015

Mike Moudy got hitched this weekend.

Best and most perfect day of my life!! Thank you everyone!! I have the sweetest HUSBAND!! pic.twitter.com/wXGzf5whM3

— Megan Southworth (@MegSouth00) March 15, 2015

And last but not least…

Beautiful day in Lincoln and a great win for @Husker_Baseball!!! #GBR pic.twitter.com/WJF5hn320J

— Mike Riley (@Coach_Riley) March 15, 2015

Hopefully these tweets made your Monday morning better. If you missed it here is last week’s Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!