Matt Finnin is back with another Iowa joke.
Vincent Valentine wants us to watch out for certain people.
Never trust a person who puts their phone down with the screen facing down— Vincent Valentine (@TheRealVRVJ) March 9, 2015
Maybe his son will play at Nebraska.
Loved seeing a great former player I had the joy of coaching, Keyshawn Johnson @Thromedamnball ! #GBR pic.twitter.com/xkpU7lMkoj— Mike Riley (@Coach_Riley) March 10, 2015
Proper driving technique. @FauxPelini pic.twitter.com/fMaw6oEopb— Patrick Pelini (@PPelini) March 11, 2015
WATCH IMMEDIATELY THIS IS NOT A DRILL RT @PPelini: Proper driving technique. @FauxPelini pic.twitter.com/Him0ZYLkyy— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 11, 2015
Riding in style.
Long boarding through campus with a peanut butter and banana sandwich. #college— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) March 11, 2015
I wonder how quickly these sold out.
Family member bought this for 3 dollars...perks of sharing a number with Ameer. pic.twitter.com/Dg8VbpM6cO— Tanner Lubach (@TannerLubach) March 11, 2015
I wonder if Faux Pelini is banned from all United flights now.
@FauxPelini We are a completely smoke free airline. ^GJ— United (@united) March 11, 2015
@FauxPelini All of our flights are smoke free. This includes any flights in and out of Dayton. ^GJ— United (@united) March 11, 2015
@united when did this go into effect— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 11, 2015
@united can I talk to your supervisor GJ— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 12, 2015
It’s that time of year again.
Leg shaving season is upon us an I'm not ready— Allie Havers (@Aaals22) March 12, 2015
Oh the places you’ll go.
Reaching out to the community is what we do best #Skers #OutReach #DrSuess #LowkeyHardToRead https://t.co/Mjn8UMHFwj— Allie Havers (@Aaals22) March 12, 2015
Anyone want to challenge her?
I wish there was a major for people watching cuz I'd kill it— Allie Havers (@Aaals22) March 12, 2015
Which pic is better?
The San Diego of the #B1G. Amazing night in #LNK. pic.twitter.com/HHzVP610mQ— Kelly Mosier (@kmosier42) March 12, 2015
God's beauty never fails. pic.twitter.com/zADazVQCYu— Hannah Tvrdy (@htvrdy_10) March 14, 2015
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRLLLLL RT @PzFeed: Police in Ohio searching for someone who pooped on 19 parked cars.— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 12, 2015
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I don't know but Iowa just got knocked out of the Big Ten tournament by Penn State— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 12, 2015
He probably thought someone peed on his porch.
I just peed on my neighbor's porch but it's Friday the13th so what did he think would happen— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 13, 2015
Husker Baseball loves the fan support.
Big S/O to the students filling the #TheBermZone. 6062 fans today!? U r awesome #HuskerNation— Darin Erstad (@Dstad17) March 14, 2015
You want the best college baseball experience? Nebraska is the place to be. 6062 fans today. Theres no place like nebaska. @Husker_Baseball— Jake Hohensee (@JakeHohensee) March 14, 2015
I absolutely love our fans and the strong support they continue to show! Great win for the boys today! Thanks to all that came to watch #GBR— Josh Roeder (@jroeder13) March 14, 2015
Husker Nation didn't disappoint today, best fans in college baseball! #GBR— Nate Fisher (@Nate_Fish18) March 14, 2015
Unbelieveable husker nation. 6223 fans to come out and support us today. You never cease to amaze me!!! #GBR #Skers— Colton Earl Howell (@CoLtoNoscopyyyy) March 14, 2015
(Insert broom emoji here) #sweep #GBR— Kyle Kubat (@K_Train31) March 15, 2015
Some people celebrate Pi Day in their own unique way.
A fun Pi Day thing is to smash a pie in your friend's face, also a cup of coffee or a bowling ball works too— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 14, 2015
United Airlines is some real trouble this time.
Who makes you sit on a plane for an hour an a half...shout out to @united yall the real mvp..— Kiki Stokes (@KStokes10) March 16, 2015
Interesting place to do a spacewalk…
Astronaut just hanging out in Chicago pic.twitter.com/lu3O4qw4Bw— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) March 15, 2015
Mike Moudy got hitched this weekend.
Best and most perfect day of my life!! Thank you everyone!! I have the sweetest HUSBAND!! pic.twitter.com/wXGzf5whM3— Megan Southworth (@MegSouth00) March 15, 2015
And last but not least…
Beautiful day in Lincoln and a great win for @Husker_Baseball!!! #GBR pic.twitter.com/WJF5hn320J— Mike Riley (@Coach_Riley) March 15, 2015
Hopefully these tweets made your Monday morning better. If you missed it here is last week’s Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!