In case you never received the memo.
"Human Centipede" is not okay. It should never have been made. It is sick. The most messed up thing I've watched. I hate it.— sami ® (@ReinhardSami) October 20, 2015
Fall fun on the farm.
Pumpkin patches, corn mazes, and camels?? It was a good day. ☺️ pic.twitter.com/2nEwmk66yl— Brooks Brennan (@Bruxy_B) October 20, 2015
Sometimes your dreams motivate you.
Had a dream the left fielder threw me out at first base. I'll be doing a sprint workout today.— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) October 21, 2015
Like a boss.
The high schooler in my Calc 3 class just rollerbladed in 15 minutes late to turn in his homework and leave. He's my new idol.— Brooks Brennan (@Bruxy_B) October 21, 2015
Life has its embarrassing moments.
I not only fell in the training room, but I fell in front of 15 other athletes who all laughed— Taylor Otte (@TaylorOtte2) October 22, 2015
Everyone wishes they could go back to those lazy summer days.
I wish I could just hang out with my sister and watch NCIS and eat Ramon Noodles aka summer 2007— Laura Barrow (@lara_bara) October 22, 2015
Look who has their Halloween costume ready to go!
When ur actually a ghost pic.twitter.com/hgVujbZH8K— Haley Hanson (@hay_hanson) October 25, 2015
Alicia Armstrong really hates family pictures.
Family pictures are just another reminder to me than I'm the last one left that isn't married or have kids.— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) October 25, 2015
Like do you know how awkward pictures look where everyone has a family and then there's just me sitting there alone— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) October 25, 2015
I'm bringing my cat this year.— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) October 25, 2015
Faux Pelini had some solid tweets this weekend.
.@ACLU Just heard the Northwestern football team is going with all whites today thought you should know— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 24, 2015
.@USNews FYI for your rankings a Northwestern student just did a fair catch at the 3 yard line— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 24, 2015
.@nflcommish if you are so against violence and abuse why are you letting the Dolphins do this to the Texans— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 25, 2015
.@univmiami Do you offer a 401K plan— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 25, 2015
Meanwhile another season has just begun.
And last but not least…
Lots of room for improvement, no quit in this guy! Back to work on Monday! Adversity is preparation for greatness! #GBR— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) October 25, 2015
I hope these tweets brightened up your Monday morning. If you missed it, here is last week’s Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!