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In case you never received the memo.
"Human Centipede" is not okay. It should never have been made. It is sick. The most messed up thing I've watched. I hate it.
— sami ® (@ReinhardSami) October 20, 2015
Fall fun on the farm.
Pumpkin patches, corn mazes, and camels?? It was a good day. ☺️ pic.twitter.com/2nEwmk66yl
— Brooks Brennan (@Bruxy_B) October 20, 2015
It’s mine!
Hahahaha. @jackgangwish pic.twitter.com/bFhqs1tmiR
— Harrison Jordan (@Harrison_J38) October 20, 2015
Sometimes your dreams motivate you.
Had a dream the left fielder threw me out at first base. I'll be doing a sprint workout today.
— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) October 21, 2015
Like a boss.
The high schooler in my Calc 3 class just rollerbladed in 15 minutes late to turn in his homework and leave. He's my new idol.
— Brooks Brennan (@Bruxy_B) October 21, 2015
Life has its embarrassing moments.
I not only fell in the training room, but I fell in front of 15 other athletes who all laughed
— Taylor Otte (@TaylorOtte2) October 22, 2015
Everyone wishes they could go back to those lazy summer days.
I wish I could just hang out with my sister and watch NCIS and eat Ramon Noodles aka summer 2007
— Laura Barrow (@lara_bara) October 22, 2015
Look who has their Halloween costume ready to go!
When ur actually a ghost pic.twitter.com/hgVujbZH8K
— Haley Hanson (@hay_hanson) October 25, 2015
Alicia Armstrong really hates family pictures.
Family pictures are just another reminder to me than I'm the last one left that isn't married or have kids.
— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) October 25, 2015
Like do you know how awkward pictures look where everyone has a family and then there's just me sitting there alone
— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) October 25, 2015
I'm bringing my cat this year.
— Alicia Armstrong † (@arm_strong21) October 25, 2015
Faux Pelini had some solid tweets this weekend.
.@ACLU Just heard the Northwestern football team is going with all whites today thought you should know
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 24, 2015
.@USNews FYI for your rankings a Northwestern student just did a fair catch at the 3 yard line
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 24, 2015
.@nflcommish if you are so against violence and abuse why are you letting the Dolphins do this to the Texans
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 25, 2015
.@univmiami Do you offer a 401K plan
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 25, 2015
Meanwhile another season has just begun.
There's No Place Like Home... First practice in @PinnacleArena. #NebrasketbalI #UsAlways #GBR #Huskers pic.twitter.com/VSjNqYpXMZ
— Nebraska Basketball (@HuskerHoops) October 24, 2015
And last but not least…
Lots of room for improvement, no quit in this guy! Back to work on Monday! Adversity is preparation for greatness! #GBR
— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) October 25, 2015
I hope these tweets brightened up your Monday morning. If you missed it, here is last week’s Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!