Faux Pelini never fails to take shots at Texas.
Your socks have 6 fewer rushing yards than Texas right now— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 30, 2014
SERIOUSLY HOW DO YOU GET BLOWN OUT OF A BOWL NAMED AFTER YOU ITS NOT LIKE WEST VIRGINIA WOULD EVER LOSE THE BROKE METH-ADDLED HONKY BOWL— Santa Beebe (@DanBeebe) December 30, 2014
Kenny Bell makes a profound observation.
The looks on the faces of the people gettin off the plane from vegas compared to those boarding to go to Vegas are significantly different— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) December 30, 2014
We miss you too Kenny.
Bein home is nice, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss everybody back in lincoln. #GBRAlways— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) December 31, 2014
Faux Pelini ever wrote an acceptance speech for his award.
Hailie Sample shares her New Year’s Resolution.
New Years resolution is to experience life more and not just survive it.— Hailie Marie Sample (@MommaSamp) January 1, 2015
Darin Erstad challenges his followers to begin the New Year.
He also had a pretty solid New Year’s Day.
Someone has that football itch.
It's only been a few days & I'm already missing football— Vincent Valentine Jr (@TheRealVRVJ) January 1, 2015
Faux Pelini has plenty of time on his hands to live tweet the college football playoff games.
One way you can tell your parents never liked you is that your name is Jimbo— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) January 2, 2015
Starting to look like Winston stole those crab legs for nothing— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) January 2, 2015
Remember Florida State still has a time out left— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) January 2, 2015
.@CFBPlayoff Is there any possible score combination where both OSU and Alabama would be eliminated— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) January 2, 2015
This is the best college playoff game I have ever seen— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) January 2, 2015
so sad to see a coach lose his composure grow up urban— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) January 2, 2015
I DON'T WANT TO AROUSE YOU BUT LANE KIFFIN MIGHT BE CRYING RIGHT NOW— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) January 2, 2015
And the icing on the cake…
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I have no idea but Iowa is losing its bowl game by 5 touchdowns— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) January 2, 2015
Back in Texas, Drew Brown does something an honorable man would do with his girlfriend.
Has someone in Lincoln tried this yet?
I wonder if she plans on sharing those.
Michael Rose-Ivey spent part of his winter break in Washington D.C.
Man I love my culture and history beyond it— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) January 3, 2015
Standing in the exact spot Dr. King stood in... pic.twitter.com/UtmEfRLO25— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) January 3, 2015
Needed this break from Lincoln to clear out my mental... i can't wait to get to work again with this new staff and my teammates— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) January 4, 2015
Holiday blues in Birmingham?
I'm convinced it rains more in Birmingham than it does in Seattle...— Ameer Abdullah (@Ameerguapo) January 4, 2015
Jake Cotton tries his own version of the Shawn Oakman meme.
Well that’s one way of describing Husker fans.
Esther Ramacieri has food on the mind.
Is it just me or does cartoon pizza look so much more bomb than real life pizza— Esther Ramacieri (@EstaIzOvahHere) January 4, 2015
I want Pizza Hut and chinese and cake— Esther Ramacieri (@EstaIzOvahHere) January 4, 2015
Nothing like being back home with the family.
It's his favorite Christmas present pic.twitter.com/tSP6bNFeY9— Drew Brown (@Drewdbrown34) January 4, 2015
Start my journey to the NFL at EXOS tomorrow I'm excited & anxious to get back to the grind!!!— Josh Mitchell (@J_Mitch05) January 4, 2015
Darin Erstad is starting to get the baseball itch.
For some reason I smell pine tar and green grass on my boys uniforms right now and want to put on my nails Jim Leyland style. Wonder why?— Darin Erstad (@Dstad17) January 5, 2015
And last but not least…
PLEASE COME HOME CARL RT @AP: Oregon police: Naked man arrested after breaking into homes, drinking booze, using hot tub— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) January 5, 2015
I hope these tweets made your Monday morning better. If you missed it, here is last week's Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!