Faux Pelini releases exclusive quotes from the press conference.
BO PELINI PRESS CONFERENCE 9/8/14 pic.twitter.com/FJzJULsIL4— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 10, 2014
Anybody want to help out Ron Kellogg?
Match or eharmoney that is the question— RK3✌️ (@rkellogg3) September 9, 2014
Johnny Stanton keeps things simple.
Everything either is chocolate or isn't chocolate.— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) September 10, 2014
You aren’t the only one who feels this way.
There's a special place in hell for UNL parking services.— Groot (@StepDaddyFinnin) September 10, 2014
Amber Rolfzen wants Apple to focus on more important things.
You would think that since Apple has created an iWatch and iPhone 6 that they could have at least updated and added some more emojis.— Amber Rolfzen (@twintowerBer) September 11, 2014
Just wait until he starts learning the Spanish words for the different types of clothing.
I dislike having Spanish everyday because I can't wear the same clothes to class each day.— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) September 11, 2014
Faux Pelini tweeted a lot at Roger Goodell this week.
.@NFLcommish I feel like you're about to get even more famous— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 10, 2014
.@NFLcommish Just tell everyone your brain is slow because of a bunch of concussions, wait that won't work— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 10, 2014
.@NFLcommish you haven't been tweeting much, is it because everyone thinks you're the worst— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 12, 2014
But this hit the nail on the head.
.@Ravens Why hasn't Giancarlo Stanton apologized for his role in getting hit by that pitch— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 12, 2014
Anya? Is that you?
Well that one way to strike fear into the opponent.
When you take a picture with Tim Miles, don’t crop out your little brother.
So this happened during the game on Saturday night/Sunday Morning.
AFTER FURTHER REVIEW I HATE YOU— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 14, 2014
PLEASE RESET THE GAME CLOCK TO YOUR BUTT— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 14, 2014
Let's try to get something else trending how about #PleaseResetTheGameClockToYourButt— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 14, 2014
Kenny Bell doesn’t need everybody’s two cents on everything.
"Don't care about your 2 cents unless it's helpin to pay the bill." #OnToTheNext— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) September 14, 2014
Kudos to Shavon Shields. I wonder if he will keep his hair short for the whole season.
Mauro Bondi gives a special shout out to Husker fans.
And last but not least…
@FauxPelini Thanks. Best of luck the rest of the season... If you win a championship, we might let you bring a cat on our field.— FresnoState Bulldogs (@FSAthletics) September 14, 2014
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