Well this is conflicting.
"Would you like a pop with that?" "It's called a soda, you commie."— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) July 29, 2014
If you say the word "soda" I'm gonna correct you. We are from Nebraska. It's called "pop".— kadie rolfzen (@twintowerKD) July 29, 2014
Sam Foltz is passionate about achieving greatness.
Uk your life is moving in the right direction when u start losing sleep over how bad you wanna succeed at something.— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) July 29, 2014
Time stops for no one.. Live in the moment and take advantage of every opportunity given to you.— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) July 31, 2014
In case you didn’t know already, Matt Finnin really hates Iowa.
I really have the unhealthiest amount of hate for driving through Iowa— Your Mom's Husband (@StepDaddyFinnin) July 28, 2014
Looking sharp guys.
Who likes the hair cut?
Faux Pelini now has over 100,000 followers on Twitter.
If you told me 15 years ago that a fake football coach would have 100,000 twitter followers I would have been very confused— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 31, 2014
Faux Pelini does not seem to be pleased with Pet Smart.
.@PetSmart My parrot won't stop saying "SHUT UP PARROT" please help— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 29, 2014
.@PetSmart I THINK THIS GODDAMN GOLDFISH YOU SOLD ME IS DEAF— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) August 2, 2014
Amber Rolfzen shares an interesting proposal.
They need to update Instagram so we can zoom in on people's pictures.— Amber Rolfzen (@twintowerBer) August 1, 2014
Sam Foltz and Drew Brown remind us that all positions in football are important.
John Madden said it himself, kickers and punters are football players too @samfoltz27— Drew Brown (@Drewbrown34) August 3, 2014
Kenny Bell has a sense of humor.
New unis released today!!!! Lookout Illinois!!! pic.twitter.com/Q1K7aTqoCv— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) August 1, 2014
Fan Day was fun for everyone!
Thanks to everyone who came out to Fan Day today! I had a lot of fun! pic.twitter.com/uekVOwTKUX— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) August 1, 2014
It's the little things that matter!!! Love husker fans!!! Loyal and always respectful. Thanks for… http://t.co/ue7yp2EYCR— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@Tommy_Gun4) August 1, 2014
Pretty upset i didn't get a selfie with Bo— Mauro Bondi (@mbondi37) August 1, 2014
Had a great time at fan day 2014,,, love puttin a smile on the kids face!— Daniel Davie (@Davie_CB) August 1, 2014
Always have a good time at Fan Day..appreciate everyone who came out! pic.twitter.com/qg6oKweMri— B. Reilly (@brandonreilly01) August 1, 2014
To those of you I didn't get to dedicate an autograph to today I do apologize. 90 minutes is a tough time table to sign 15,000+ autographs— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) August 2, 2014
Tarin Smith has some hops.
Josh Mitchell tells it like it is.
I may be biased but the tv shows I watched as a kid were way better than the crap they are showing kids now— Josh Mitchell (@J_Mitch05) August 2, 2014
We’re less than one month away.
Fist pump for 27 days until Kickoff against FAU in Nebraska! Can't wait for Gameday! GBR http://t.co/xrPtqPIPhE— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) August 3, 2014
And last but not least. John Cook found his other calling.
I hope these tweets gave you a few laughs. Which one is your favorite? Here is last week's Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!