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Jeff Zelevansky

College football started last night as Georgia State beat Abilene Christian 38-37, making a field goal with seven seconds left. Georgia State snapped a 16-game losing streak dating back to October 13th, 2012. Their last win at home was on November 19th, 2011.

Foreshadowing to a wild football season? You betcha!!!!

Changes? You betcha!

New sound system in Memorial Stadium! Wifi access for your mobile devices! Better TV systems!

And changes to the TUNNEL WALK!  WHAT COULD THEY BE?

Well... here's some suggestions from the CN Staff:

Kate Upton will be leading the team onto the field this season because why the hell not?

Unicorns run out and the biggest impales the opposing team's mascot, then carries him for a lap around the field!

Eric Crouch gives Eulogy for visiting team as they enter Tom Osborne field.

They start it off with a video board replay of Bo's inspirational 2011 Ohio St game rant against everyone.

They call a ticket number out & the lucky fan is taken/dragged by security to the 50 where he or she proceeds to get his or her ass whipped by Chuck Liddell as the team runs on the field.

Dress Brandon Rigoni up like Tyrion Lannister to lead the team down the tunnel. Then he can offer Kate a 1000 crowns to bed her.

"Sirius" out. "Real American" by Derringer in. Pretty sure Hulk's available for the walkout. "WHEN IT COMES CRASHIN' DOWN & IT HURTS INSIDE!..." Let's do this.

Gregory walks into the visitors locker room, makes eye contact with the biggest guys and pisses on the floor without looking away - a la Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black.

I think it would be a disservice to the memory of the Ultimate Warrior to not run out of the tunnel to this music.

Bonus points for Bo wearing Warrior face paint.

Then there's this thing, but I'm not a rap guy:

And the last suggestion, in just before publish:

I was thinking something by Carpenters would be appropriate.  Maybe "Close to You" or "Top of the World"?


The Crying Man | Eleven Warriors

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If you don't read anything else below besides Husker stuff, you should read this.

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UNC suspends four players amid investigation into alleged hazing incident - Yahoo Sports

From Yahoo Sports: Desmond Lawrence and Brian Walker, both starting cornerbacks, were among the suspended players. M.J. Stewart, a backup cornerback, and Donnie Miles, a backup at the ‘Ram’ position, were also punished.

Steve Spurrier, winning at football and life, could challenge Bear Bryant's SEC record - ESPN
Head Ball Coach works modest hours, plays golf, says what he wants, still wins at historic levels.

2014 ACC Preseason Power Rankings - State of The U
In our first installment of the weekly power rankings, State of the U will prepare our fans for everything the Atlantic Coast Conference has in store for us this upcoming season.

Why Is This Texas Game Different From All Other Texas Games for the Mean Green? - Underdog Dynasty
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Wisconsin depth chart 2014: Trio of freshmen break into defense's two-deep - Bucky's 5th Quarter
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The 5 best restaurants in Madison: A Badger fan's guide to dining right - Bucky's 5th Quarter
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Minnesota Football Game Predictions and Season Outlook: Eastern Illinois Panthers - The Daily Gopher
An ode to football, fortune, traditions and beer. Minnesota season predictions and new methods of inference, mixed with the tried and true. Models and Bottles, 2014 vintage. Cheers.

The 4 Pieces of Northwestern Football History You Need to Know - Inside NU
Hail To Purple's Larry LaTourette gives new and old NU fans the most essential pieces of history they need to know.

A bunch of reasons why Northwestern will almost certainly beat Cal - Inside NU
Cal was really really bad at football last year. Northwestern was okay. This, plus Northwestern's undying hatred of fellow nerds and Haakon, Crown Prince of Norway, lead me to believe Northwestern will beat the hell out of Cal.

Ohio State-Navy 2014 depth chart: Billy Price or Joel Hale, Jacoby Boren or Chad Lindsay - Land-Grant Holy Land
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Closing Arguments: Ohio State - Off Tackle Empire
An Impassioned Plea for the Scarlet & Gray

Opposition Writer Q&A: Appalachian State - Maize n Brew
We sat down with AppNation247 writer Mike Holloway to discuss what to expect when Appalachian State visits

Hardship waiver for Ty Isaac denied, Michigan appealing the ruling | Dr. Saturday - Yahoo Sports
Michigan wants former five-star recruit RB Ty Isaac to play immediately.

Rutgers v. Washington State: Q&A with CougCenter - On the Banks

We give you the inside scoop on Rutgers' first opponent from the experts.Michigan on Saturday.

JMU vs Maryland: A statistical preview - Testudo Times
The stats reiterate the obvious: JMU is overmatched against the Terps

Damaged chicken returned to Lee's : Journal Star Breaking News
Someone returned the missing chicken that has stood guard outside Lee's Restaurant for decades. WITHOUT A HEAD

How the Cornhuskers Almost Killed 'Workaholics' Star Adam DeVine | Rolling Stone
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Big Ten OT's Preseason Football Power Rankings - The Big Ten OT
Our own Paul Dalen participating!

Official Through These Gates Film Website | Story #18: A Husker Game For A Honeymoon
My first marriage ended sadly in 1999. My ex-wife just never got into football. Matter of fact, we were verbally fighting during "The Catch" by Matt Davidson during the 1997 Missouri game. Well…this next wife I did it right. Met her in ’06 and she’s a HUGE Husker fan. So…for our wedding and honeymoon in 2010 this is what we did.

Nebraska Cornhuskers, Michigan Wolverines still have tickets to sell - ESPN
Nebraska, which has sold out an NCAA-record 333 straight football games over 52 seasons, is still selling football tickets for five of seven games this fall. As of late Tuesday, about 150 student season-tickets remained unsold -- a figure that has dropped significantly over the past week as fall-semester classes began.

At least one Husker player isn't too happy about it: