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Faux Pelini gives us an exclusive look at SEC Network programming this season.
SEC NETWORK PROGRAMMING pic.twitter.com/RkZCKZldnc
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) August 5, 2014
That’s what you call dedication.
I use to think that HARDWORK made great athletes. But, HARDWORK creates consistency, and consistency is the biological father of GREATNESS!!
— Ameer Abdullah (@Ameerguapo) August 4, 2014
Made myself a promise that I'll be the last to leave the stadium after practice. Extra film doesn't hurt anyone.
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@Tommy_Gun4) August 5, 2014
If you aren't excited about your upcoming sports season you are either at the wrong school or need to figure out why you even play.
— Amber Rolfzen (@twintowerBer) August 7, 2014
The Huskers Twitter account and Faux Pelini have another amusing conversation.
Who wants to play #Huskers Hangman? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ N S T A D I _ _ pic.twitter.com/yB3qVL8hyk
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) August 5, 2014
@FauxPelini you know we can't let you in the stadium, even via Twitter. You remember what happened last time...
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) August 5, 2014
@FauxPelini and we appreciate you helping us flesh out our concourse dress code. That has been corrected.
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) August 5, 2014
@FauxPelini pic.twitter.com/Fz4Z9vFyFm
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) August 5, 2014
ok noted RT @Huskers: @FauxPelini pic.twitter.com/PMnbQiidUI
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) August 5, 2014
@Huskers By the way it looks like you've solved the messy fingerprint problem on that giant clock
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) August 5, 2014
Tommy Armstrong shows some support for Jack Hoffman.
Can all of husker nation pray for @TeamJack. We all are on your side buddy. We love you pic.twitter.com/ZJQpDiZiz9
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@Tommy_Gun4) August 7, 2014
The Husker receiving corps shares a laugh.
#SQUAD @brandonreilly01 @brasko7 @JordanWesty1 @SamBurtch9 pic.twitter.com/DXg9gGcV9R
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) August 8, 2014
The Husker Men’s Basketball team works on their cooking skills.
@HuskerHoops cooking up a storm! #feedme #cookingclass pic.twitter.com/nHb49o4JBQ
— UNL_SportsNutrition (@HuskerNutrition) August 8, 2014
@HuskerHoops cooking up a storm! #feedme #cookingclass pic.twitter.com/IqoFbXrgNP
— UNL_SportsNutrition (@HuskerNutrition) August 8, 2014
Well these are interesting proposals.
"POWER 5" CONFERENCE AUTONOMY PROPOSALS pic.twitter.com/ZmmQ3pbyAz
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) August 8, 2014
Faux Pelini is concerned about the Ebola outbreak.
.@WebMD Can you really get Ebola from juggling goldfish, need to know quickly please
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) August 8, 2014
You aren’t the only one Miss DeZiel.
Every morning I wake up my bed looks like it's been destroyed
— Jessie DeZiel (@DEZIELorNoDeal) August 9, 2014
Bo Pelini crashed a wedding this weekend.
Dux wedding just got crazy @FauxPelini pic.twitter.com/FTYh0ouP2v
— Nate Neuerburg (@Neuerburg02) August 9, 2014
Michael Rose is staying motivated after his season ending ACL injury.
I'm sitting here looking at my knee like "bruh quit playing around, we got a scrimmage in the morning"
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) August 9, 2014
It's like surreal right now, hard for me to comprehend right now
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) August 9, 2014
New role on the team is to be the best LB/def coordinator and teammate in the country!!
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) August 9, 2014
Day 1 of prehab #15BackFor15 #GBR #huskernation http://t.co/sE5MmM2Kcg
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) August 9, 2014
Husker night at the Royals game this weekend produced some interesting signs.
Husker night at the K. Royals vs Giants. @FauxPelini pic.twitter.com/6FNaUdvKma
— T.O (@tea_ohh) August 9, 2014
Just in case you find photos of my signs floating around the interwebs tonight. @FauxPelini #AndrewTheCreator pic.twitter.com/vveXyRdAIj
— Andrew Matz (@MatzyMatz) August 10, 2014
#AskJameis on Twitter produced some hilarious questions so check those out for a good laugh. Here is what Faux Pelini asked him.
#AskJameis Of all the coaches you have played for over the years, why did you steal those crab legs?
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) August 10, 2014
Kenny Bell shares his thoughts on Shark Week.
Shark week logic: theres a gigantic man eating shark that is known 4 attacking humans in the water... Better dive in to get a better look
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) August 11, 2014
And last but not least…
The loudest Stadiums on the road were Neb, Ohio St, Aggies, LSU and Clemson. All very loud!
— Mack Brown (@UT_MackBrown) August 10, 2014
I hope these tweets made your Monday morning better. Which tweet was your favorite? If you missed it, here is last week's Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!