Faux Pelini gives us an exclusive look at SEC Network programming this season.
SEC NETWORK PROGRAMMING pic.twitter.com/RkZCKZldnc— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) August 5, 2014
That’s what you call dedication.
I use to think that HARDWORK made great athletes. But, HARDWORK creates consistency, and consistency is the biological father of GREATNESS!!— Ameer Abdullah (@Ameerguapo) August 4, 2014
Made myself a promise that I'll be the last to leave the stadium after practice. Extra film doesn't hurt anyone.— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@Tommy_Gun4) August 5, 2014
If you aren't excited about your upcoming sports season you are either at the wrong school or need to figure out why you even play.— Amber Rolfzen (@twintowerBer) August 7, 2014
The Huskers Twitter account and Faux Pelini have another amusing conversation.
@FauxPelini you know we can't let you in the stadium, even via Twitter. You remember what happened last time...— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) August 5, 2014
@FauxPelini and we appreciate you helping us flesh out our concourse dress code. That has been corrected.— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) August 5, 2014
@Huskers By the way it looks like you've solved the messy fingerprint problem on that giant clock— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) August 5, 2014
Tommy Armstrong shows some support for Jack Hoffman.
The Husker receiving corps shares a laugh.
The Husker Men’s Basketball team works on their cooking skills.
Well these are interesting proposals.
"POWER 5" CONFERENCE AUTONOMY PROPOSALS pic.twitter.com/ZmmQ3pbyAz— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) August 8, 2014
Faux Pelini is concerned about the Ebola outbreak.
.@WebMD Can you really get Ebola from juggling goldfish, need to know quickly please— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) August 8, 2014
You aren’t the only one Miss DeZiel.
Every morning I wake up my bed looks like it's been destroyed— Jessie DeZiel (@DEZIELorNoDeal) August 9, 2014
Bo Pelini crashed a wedding this weekend.
Michael Rose is staying motivated after his season ending ACL injury.
I'm sitting here looking at my knee like "bruh quit playing around, we got a scrimmage in the morning"— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) August 9, 2014
It's like surreal right now, hard for me to comprehend right now— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) August 9, 2014
New role on the team is to be the best LB/def coordinator and teammate in the country!!— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) August 9, 2014
Husker night at the Royals game this weekend produced some interesting signs.
#AskJameis on Twitter produced some hilarious questions so check those out for a good laugh. Here is what Faux Pelini asked him.
#AskJameis Of all the coaches you have played for over the years, why did you steal those crab legs?— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) August 10, 2014
Kenny Bell shares his thoughts on Shark Week.
Shark week logic: theres a gigantic man eating shark that is known 4 attacking humans in the water... Better dive in to get a better look— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) August 11, 2014
And last but not least…
The loudest Stadiums on the road were Neb, Ohio St, Aggies, LSU and Clemson. All very loud!— Mack Brown (@UT_MackBrown) August 10, 2014
I hope these tweets made your Monday morning better. Which tweet was your favorite? If you missed it, here is last week's Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!