Faux Pelini hates astrology.
I'm whichever astrological sign involves believing astrology is bullshit— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 22, 2014
Nebraska Soccer went grocery shopping.
And Michael Rose felt left out.
Meanwhile Michael Rose challenged his followers to a game of FIFA.
In other news concerning Michael Rose Ivey's thoughts on twitter: I won my first game if FIFA today.... So who want it ??— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) July 23, 2014
Kenny Bell with some Monday motivation.
If your motivation comes from what other ppl say about you, you need to take a look in the mirror and figure out what is really important— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) July 22, 2014
Faux Pelini had this conversation with Sparty's kicker and punter.
@Sadler_3 sorry bad idea green makes her vomit— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 22, 2014
@Sadler_3 but if you punt it backwards bicycle kick style you can take her to Disney World— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 22, 2014
@Sadler_3 not true, when I do jumping jacks in my green speedo she always pukes— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 22, 2014
@FauxPelini I didn't need to run a fake but I sure wanted to. Treat yourself.— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) July 22, 2014
I wonder which players have this song on their playlist?
Barbie girl playing in the locker room before workouts? Rage— Sam Cotton (@SamCotton84) July 22, 2014
Michael Rose and Quincy Enunwa have an interesting conversation about recruiting websites.
These recruiting sites and journalist real do some a disservice by giving them all that attention.. They expect the same thing on campus..— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) July 22, 2014
@Rose_IveyNB15 and the fans on social media— Quincy Enunwa (@QuincyEnunwa) July 22, 2014
@Rose_IveyNB15 yeah it's a shame, but it's at every level. Believe me.— Quincy Enunwa (@QuincyEnunwa) July 22, 2014
Faux Pelini had a few words for Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald.
.@coachfitz51 OF COURSE YOU KNOW THIS MEANS WAR— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 23, 2014
And so did Matt Finnin.
Pat Fitzgerald is just pissed he can't beat us— Your Mom's Husband (@StepDaddyFinnin) July 23, 2014
Faux Pelini also doesn't seem pleased with Tony Dungy or Stephen A. Smith.
.@TonyDungy I'm not sure if you're super homophobic or super practical but you ARE super bad at knowing which interview questions to duck— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 24, 2014
My favorite part of today is @stephenasmith giving advice on how not to provoke people— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 25, 2014
This is how Tommy Armstrong celebrates bowling a strike.
Tim Miles shared some interesting anecdotes from the recruiting trail this week.
110° in Vegas. Chances of grabbing steering wheel & getting 2nd degree burns-84%. Which only proves my IQ is a lot closer to 84 than 110— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) July 23, 2014
1/2. The guys recruiting on the road this month will understand this one... An asst coach next me answers his phone listens for a moment...— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) July 26, 2014
2/2: He says "check out?" "What hotel?" "Hmmm... What city are you in?" "Ohhhhhh, yeah... I left 2 days ago. Go ahead & check me out."— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) July 26, 2014
A couple Husker football players have Tinder on their mind.
The glass shoe fits perfectly? -Cinderella Both people swipe right on eachother? -Tinderella— Sam Cotton (@SamCotton84) July 24, 2014
There needs to be an Applebee's tinder-like app. I want a 2 for $20 but I got nobody to 2 for $20 with— Your Mom's Husband (@StepDaddyFinnin) July 27, 2014
Carl is in trouble again.
OH MY GOD CARL YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE PEPPERS RT @PzFeed: Underwear-clad burglars broke into Fla. restaurant, stripped, stole meat & peppers— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 24, 2014
Sam Foltz caught plenty of futbol action this week.
Sporting KC vs. Man City! pic.twitter.com/TJwYxJvc9p— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) July 23, 2014
Man U vs. AS Roma at Mile High and Rockies vs. Pirates at Coors Field. Gunna be a good day!— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) July 26, 2014
What a game to watch! Mr. Rooney showed why he is one of the best in the world! pic.twitter.com/md3a2dpDPm— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) July 26, 2014
Faux Pelini doesn’t like stalkers.
Yet he still does this.
.@LensCrafters I have trouble reading texts on a guy's phone in the row in front of me do I need glasses— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 27, 2014
Warning to all college basketball coaches. Tim Miles is stepping up his shoe game.
"Put it on Twitter." Request granted.
Less than five weeks away from football season guys and gals!
GOOD COUNTING YAY YOU DID IT ARE YOU A TODDLER RT @umichfootball: 1...2...3...4... ...5 Saturdays away.— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 26, 2014
.@Dockers How much for 12 pairs of men's khakis (or maybe 13 or maybe 14) P.S. I need them 5 weeks from today— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 26, 2014
The best is yet to come for Michael Rose.
I over achieved ?? I reached my ceiling ?? I maxed out my potential ?? I'm running on over drive ?? #JustWait— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) July 23, 2014
The biggest thing I changed this off season beside my body is how I think and what I say No more "maybe" or "we will see" type anymore !!— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) July 26, 2014
I’m surprised this is first time I've seen someone bring up this issue.
If you were the teenage son of the President of the United States imagine how hard it' be to throw a party when your parents go out of town— Your Mom's Husband (@StepDaddyFinnin) July 26, 2014
Don’t mess with Johnny Stanton’s grandma.
I challenged my Nana to an arm-wrestling competition. She sat me down pretty quickly. pic.twitter.com/vlnFecmvLE— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) July 28, 2014
Faux Pelini tells us why he hates Big Ten Media Days.
The worst part of Big Ten Media Days is probably the media— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 27, 2014
I don't hate all media people only the ones who ask me questions, or say any words to me really— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 27, 2014
.@BigTenConf So are media people kicked out at sundown or how does that work— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 27, 2014
And last but not least…
I'd rather prove myself and earn something over having it given to me. Crazy how far I've come and how far I still have to go.— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) July 25, 2014
I hope these tweets made your Monday morning better. Which tweet was your favorite? If you missed it, here is last week's Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!