Offensive Coordinator Tim Beck invited all the Husker quarterbacks over for a nice dinner.
Faux Pelini live tweeted the Home Run Derby and All-Star Game.
I assume the Home Run Derby rain delay show featuring Chris Berman and John Kruk was being simulcast in hell— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 15, 2014
TURN ON ESPN HAHA THESE PITCHERS ARE HORRIBLE— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 15, 2014
Derek Jeter is retiring? Why didn't someone say something— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 16, 2014
This All Star Game has way better pitching than last night's— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 16, 2014
.@Sony Do you sell TVs that don't show Chris Berman— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 17, 2014
More speakers is always a good thing.
Just some speakers. In a garage. Inside Memorial Stadium. Waiting. pic.twitter.com/d7GzMFbTdq— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) July 16, 2014
Great moment for Tai Webster and his family.
Nothing better then getting to put that NZ jersey on along side the big bro and putting on a show for mumma bear. FOE pic.twitter.com/bi1CoE0pqq— Tai Jack Webster (@Tjawtherula) July 17, 2014
Tim Miles knows how to recruit in style.
I wonder if this motion will be given a serious look.
Please write your congressman for mandatory iq tests to live in this fine state. The stragglers should be sent to Iowa, where they belong— GivensMarvelousPrice (@StepDaddyFinnin) July 18, 2014
Michael Rose still has World Cup fever.
Call me a bandwagon or whatever but I love playing FIFA now !!— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) July 18, 2014
@johnnystanton5 hahahaha no doubt— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) July 19, 2014
Can you feel it?
Hello beautiful pic.twitter.com/dYqDRGRP4K— Drew Brown (@Drewbrown34) July 20, 2014
Sam Cotton calls out the freshman on their rap game.
Disappointed in the freshmen ability to freestyle @freshmen— Sam Cotton (@SamCotton84) July 19, 2014
Jordan Burroughs is now a father.
Hi! I'm Beacon! pic.twitter.com/CJZ6C8OzCa— Jordan Burroughs (@alliseeisgold) July 19, 2014
Faux Pelini gave out some sage advice to his loyal followers.
OK if you need advice about something please ask right now— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 19, 2014
If people think you are too angry, choke them RT @Adam_bartels: how do I learn to control my anger like you— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 19, 2014
Don't wake up RT @MekkoFactor: what do I do if I wake up and Carl is staring at me— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 19, 2014
Don't put out on the first date RT @Alyeska_: how can I make my cat respect me— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 19, 2014
Carl this Q&A is for non-relatives RT @phillyice7: I've had an erection for over 4 hours, what now?— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 19, 2014
Many Husker athletes took place in a 5k fun run on Sunday to raise money for charity.
Who’s a good boy?
The newest Finnin pic.twitter.com/RzA1bMp7lU— GivensMarvelousPrice (@StepDaddyFinnin) July 20, 2014
And last but not least.
When you come home and see that mom made pizza rolls pic.twitter.com/X8oTr0E26L— Harrison Jordan (@Harrison_J38) July 20, 2014
I hope these tweets gave you a few laughs. Which one is your favorite? Here is last week's Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!
NOTE: I corrected the main headline on here last night but I forgot to change the headline which gets posted to twitter (whoops) though maybe Tim Miles will be attending the Pearl Jam concert in Lincoln on October 9th. Peach Jam is a summer youth basketball league hosted in the Peach State every year. Though to be fair, I am more of a Strawberry Jam kind of guy.