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Offensive Coordinator Tim Beck invited all the Husker quarterbacks over for a nice dinner.
@Tommy_Gun4 @johnnystanton5 @tybroek @Ryker_Fyfe @DarlingtonZack @ajbush23 @becktam4 @haylieebee - great time. pic.twitter.com/gOu2fFA93R
— Tim Beck (@NU_speed_kills) July 15, 2014
Faux Pelini live tweeted the Home Run Derby and All-Star Game.
I assume the Home Run Derby rain delay show featuring Chris Berman and John Kruk was being simulcast in hell
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 15, 2014
TURN ON ESPN HAHA THESE PITCHERS ARE HORRIBLE
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 15, 2014
Derek Jeter is retiring? Why didn't someone say something
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 16, 2014
This All Star Game has way better pitching than last night's
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 16, 2014
.@Sony Do you sell TVs that don't show Chris Berman
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 17, 2014
More speakers is always a good thing.
Just some speakers. In a garage. Inside Memorial Stadium. Waiting. pic.twitter.com/d7GzMFbTdq
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) July 16, 2014
Great moment for Tai Webster and his family.
Nothing better then getting to put that NZ jersey on along side the big bro and putting on a show for mumma bear. FOE pic.twitter.com/bi1CoE0pqq
— Tai Jack Webster (@Tjawtherula) July 17, 2014
Tim Miles knows how to recruit in style.
Guess which college basketball coach is at Peach Jam wearing Prada sneakers? @CoachMiles #Nebrasketball pic.twitter.com/L039RZlYSW
— Nicole Auerbach (@NicoleAuerbach) July 17, 2014
I wonder if this motion will be given a serious look.
Please write your congressman for mandatory iq tests to live in this fine state. The stragglers should be sent to Iowa, where they belong
— GivensMarvelousPrice (@StepDaddyFinnin) July 18, 2014
Michael Rose still has World Cup fever.
Call me a bandwagon or whatever but I love playing FIFA now !!
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) July 18, 2014
"@johnnystanton5: @Rose_IveyNB15 that's funny considering I skunked you tonight"whhhhooaa there Johnny when is 1-0 a skunk lol
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) July 19, 2014
@johnnystanton5 hahahaha no doubt
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) July 19, 2014
Can you feel it?
Oh how I've missed wearing this jersey.... It's almost that time!!!! #gbr http://t.co/ZWnQVW5MME
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@Tommy_Gun4) July 18, 2014
6 weeks away from today.... So close but seems too far #HuskerNation #GBR
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) July 19, 2014
Soon. #GBR #Huskers pic.twitter.com/QuXO7t9Adf
— Peyton Newell (@p_newell) July 20, 2014
Hello beautiful pic.twitter.com/dYqDRGRP4K
— Drew Brown (@Drewbrown34) July 20, 2014
Sam Cotton calls out the freshman on their rap game.
Disappointed in the freshmen ability to freestyle @freshmen
— Sam Cotton (@SamCotton84) July 19, 2014
Jordan Burroughs is now a father.
Hi! I'm Beacon! pic.twitter.com/CJZ6C8OzCa
— Jordan Burroughs (@alliseeisgold) July 19, 2014
Faux Pelini gave out some sage advice to his loyal followers.
OK if you need advice about something please ask right now
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 19, 2014
If people think you are too angry, choke them RT @Adam_bartels: how do I learn to control my anger like you
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 19, 2014
Don't wake up RT @MekkoFactor: what do I do if I wake up and Carl is staring at me
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 19, 2014
Don't put out on the first date RT @Alyeska_: how can I make my cat respect me
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 19, 2014
Carl this Q&A is for non-relatives RT @phillyice7: I've had an erection for over 4 hours, what now?
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 19, 2014
Many Husker athletes took place in a 5k fun run on Sunday to raise money for charity.
Nearly 800 runners, $30k raised, for #Huskers @UpliftingAth Road Race 5k and Fun Run. pic.twitter.com/O7DrYWNIFU
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) July 20, 2014
@Huskers Thank you to #99 Peyton Newell for helping my son finish strong in the Uplifting Athletes run this morning! pic.twitter.com/4734unaPOy
— Mike Fields (@MikeFieldsNE) July 20, 2014
Had an awesome time at the @UpliftingAth Husker Fun Run this morning! pic.twitter.com/sUcuNhUMHD
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) July 20, 2014
Ummmm…
CARLO RT @marinhartfield: Found Carl running around in Florence, Italy. Keep your bro in check @FauxPelini pic.twitter.com/GlE43D9tzz
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 20, 2014
Who’s a good boy?
The newest Finnin pic.twitter.com/RzA1bMp7lU
— GivensMarvelousPrice (@StepDaddyFinnin) July 20, 2014
And last but not least.
When you come home and see that mom made pizza rolls pic.twitter.com/X8oTr0E26L
— Harrison Jordan (@Harrison_J38) July 20, 2014
I hope these tweets gave you a few laughs. Which one is your favorite? Here is last week's Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!
NOTE: I corrected the main headline on here last night but I forgot to change the headline which gets posted to twitter (whoops) though maybe Tim Miles will be attending the Pearl Jam concert in Lincoln on October 9th. Peach Jam is a summer youth basketball league hosted in the Peach State every year. Though to be fair, I am more of a Strawberry Jam kind of guy.