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The CIA answered some burning questions asked by their followers.
No, we don’t know your password, so we can’t send it to you. #sorrynotsorry #twitterversary
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014
Sorry for not following you back @TheEllenShow. But if you visit us maybe we can take a selfie? #twitterversary
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014
No, we don’t know where Tupac is. #twitterversary
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014
Faux Pelini hates bird watchers.
OK so some guy can go birdwatching every weekend and it's fine but I watch someone nap in her back yard once and I'M the weirdo
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 7, 2014
Tim Miles was caught in a hailstorm during a golf outing in Scottsbluff.
coach_manning and I had a stoppage of play in Scottsbluff http://t.co/tauKhGKVia
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) July 7, 2014
Sam Burtch’s weakness is Chipotle.
If chipotle made breakfast burritos I might retire from the game
— Sam Burtch (@SamBurtch9) July 8, 2014
Right click. Save as background.
— Drew Brown (@Drewbrown34) July 8, 2014
Germany decimated 7-1 Brazil on Tuesday.
Please stop uploading the game highlights to Pornhub... Our public humiliation category is full. #BrazilvsGermany
— Pornhub Katie (@Pornhub) July 8, 2014
These 5 goals have given Germany some momentum
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 8, 2014
Spurrier would have gone for 2
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 8, 2014
I BET BRAZIL REALLY REGRETS GIVING UP THOSE LAST 6 GOALS NOW
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 8, 2014
There's not gonna be a final. Brazilians are gonna burn that stadium to the ground
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) July 8, 2014
Beware of these people.
Look if you don't want a guy in a bathrobe to do somersaults down your stairs then don't leave your windows unlocked
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 10, 2014
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRL RT @AP_Oddities: Naked man breaks into Seattle home and loudly recites Scripture
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 11, 2014
Who else still does this?
At 20 years old, I still throw controllers when I play video games, I still yell at the tv and say the computer cheating.. I won't grow up..
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) July 11, 2014
Johnny Stanton is doing cool things.
I just observed a total knee replacement surgery and it was one of the coolest things I've ever seen.
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) July 10, 2014
Awesome day today at the lake with the boys @AJNatter @bandothemando @Harrison_J38 @Cwebs12 pic.twitter.com/Q8qPtEcUJ1
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) July 12, 2014
Tim Miles is out recruiting.
Day One in the books pic.twitter.com/YdaYsKF7AS
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) July 10, 2014
My start to Day 2 #GBR pic.twitter.com/Hk0SfU4PvX
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) July 10, 2014
On the Road... Through the Air... The #Huskers are Everywhere! Assist from @chrisharriman24 pic.twitter.com/JO3BRqggif
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) July 11, 2014
Love getting to gyms early in the morning in July....you find out which kids love the game and which kids love the jersey! #AAU
— Chris Harriman (@chrisharriman24) July 11, 2014
Speaking of basketball, here are some twitter reactions of Lebron James returning to Cleveland.
Nice offseason move by @cavs addressing their need at small forward
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 11, 2014
I bet Yankees and Cowboys fans are sad they have to buy a Cavaliers jersey now
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 11, 2014
people in Ohio think that man comin back for them that man cares about his family, not the ppl that were burnin his jersey an hating
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) July 11, 2014
I'll always be a Lebron fan but #HeatNation is where I stand. Best of luck to him and Kyrie in Cleveland
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@Tommy_Gun4) July 11, 2014
For the true sports fans out there that haven't read LeBrons letter it's a most read...nothing but respect for LBJ
— Josh Mitchell (@J_Mitch05) July 12, 2014
North Stadium is getting a little upgrade.
Earlier today. That's a big N. https://t.co/tXGHFAKQZq
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) July 11, 2014
Laces out. pic.twitter.com/1WB15mkgux
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) July 12, 2014
Matt Finnin sends a message to PETA.
I just ate an entire chicken @peta
— GivensMarvelousPrice (@StepDaddyFinnin) July 13, 2014
Michael Rose is hitting the weights.
Dobson either getting soft on us or this week in the weight room about to be real !!
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) July 13, 2014
#OneDay I will be in the ESPN the Magazine "The Body" issue lol
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) July 14, 2014
"@Rose_IveyNB15: #OneDay I will be in the ESPN the Magazine "The Body" issue lol" lord help us if that day comes....
— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) July 14, 2014
Some Huskers share their thoughts after Germany’s 1-0 win over Argentina in the FIFA World Cup Final.
Great game to watch. Didn't like all the flops but overall that was a good game to watch. See you in 4 years lol.
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@Tommy_Gun4) July 13, 2014
The thing I'm going to miss most about the World Cup is the variety of hairstyles. They were creative to say the least.
— Austin Cassidy (@acass8) July 13, 2014
.@LioMessi_ hi sometimes when I feel sad after a game I shout expletives into a trashcan and then throw it at a parked car, hope this helps
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 14, 2014
Now that it's all over with USA 2018 world champs coming soon!!!
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@Tommy_Gun4) July 13, 2014
And last but not least Faux Pelini is worried about the fate of human civilization.
I know it's just a movie but if apes do get their shit together we are completely screwed
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 13, 2014
I hope these tweets brightened up your Monday morning. Which tweet was your favorite? If you missed it, here is last week's Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!