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Husker Women’s Basketball reveals their Man Crush Monday.
Huskers #MCM goes to @CoachMiles today was the first day of camp which leaves only 13 days till our camps get started pic.twitter.com/xVrp39W0OQ
— Nebraska WBB (@HuskersWBB) June 2, 2014
Tommy Armstrong reveals his NBA Final prediction.
My prediction: Heat wins 1 in SA , wins both at Home loses game 5 and wins game 6...... MIA 4-2
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@Tommy_Gun4) June 3, 2014
Faux Pelini likes editing maps.
.@Slate Fixed it for you pic.twitter.com/AF5Bz7y6L5
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 4, 2014
.@Slate Fixed another one for you pic.twitter.com/NFPE5DvXIO
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 5, 2014
Matt Finnin makes a startling discovery about Fruit Loops.
I had to delete all of my 365 page thesis when this guy at Wal-Mart told me Froot-loops have the same taste regardless of the color
— Bob Loblaw (@FinninMatt59) June 3, 2014
Tunnel Walk of Shame had this to say about Tuesday’s thunderstorms across the state.
Gonna be an epic hail damage sale at Banderas Bikes and More.
— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) June 4, 2014
Upgrades are awesome.
Memorial Stadium upgrades are underway! [✓] new sound system [✓] stadium WiFi [✓] game day app [ ? ] are you ready http://t.co/b5gGCBLV4S
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) June 5, 2014
Coach Fisher is ready for football season.
Let's get this season going!!!!! I ready!!
— Coach Rich Fisher (@rfisher88) June 6, 2014
The Huskers Twitter account celebrates National Hug a Cat Day.
Hey @FauxPelini, it's National Hug Your Cat Day! Don't worry though, we'll hug her for you.
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) June 5, 2014
Faux Pelini is not amused.
SHE WILL BE MINE AGAIN ONE DAY RT @Huskers: Hey @FauxPelini, it's National Hug Your Cat Day! Don't worry though, we'll hug her for you.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 5, 2014
Mike Welch gave superhero roles to some Husker football players.
Full List of "DTM's Super Hero @Huskers" pic.twitter.com/vIub6RFNsO
— Mike Welch (@RealMikeWelch) June 5, 2014
Tim Miles and Ndamukong Suh had a little game of 1 on 1.
The Showdown: @CoachMiles vs. @NdamukongSuh Who've you got? #Huskers #UsAlways #GBR pic.twitter.com/d0fbRnk2Nu
— Nebraska Basketball (@HuskerHoops) June 6, 2014
"@HuskerHoops: The Showdown: @CoachMiles vs. @NdamukongSuh Who you got? #Huskers pic.twitter.com/ue7NyyDDiG" HE'S TOUGH TO KEEP OUTTA THE LANE
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) June 6, 2014
Gatorade takes a shot a Lebron James.
@ryanbkoo The person cramping wasn't our client. Our athletes can take the heat.
— Gatorade (@Gatorade) June 6, 2014
Tunnel Walk of Shame was taken aback by Drake Martinez’s announcement.
There is no God. RT @Sean_Callahan: Bo Pelini has confirmed to HOL that DB Drake Martinez has left the #Husker football program.
— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) June 7, 2014
TWOS will survive without a single Martinez. Keep in mind, Jake Cotton is alive and well and an actual human: pic.twitter.com/OTlILWFMIr
— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) June 7, 2014
Kenny Bell doesn't like making cupcakes.
Smh. @Ameerguapo is at my house trying to convince me to make his favorite snack.... pic.twitter.com/59muuw2Z5g
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) June 7, 2014
The CIA joined Twitter this week.
We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.
— CIA (@CIA) June 6, 2014
You know it’s legit when the FBI AND Faux Pelini chime in.
— FBI (@FBI) June 7, 2014
.@CIA There is a sleeper cell of assholishness in Columbus Ohio DM me for details
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 6, 2014
Of course Faux Pelini live tweeted the Belmont Stakes.
WE WATCHED THAT FOR NOTHING
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 7, 2014
MAYBE HE WILL RUN FASTER NEXT TIME IF YOU DON'T WHIP HIS FLESH REPEATEDLY WHILE HE'S TRYING TO FINISH
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 7, 2014
He also doesn’t understand there are clay tennis courts.
.@rolandgarros Whoever is in charge of watering your grass needs to be fired
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 8, 2014
.@rolandgarros Also who starts a championship match at 8am you idiots
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 8, 2014
Matt Finnin doesn't like biker chicks.
Chicks that dress and act like bikers have essentially given up on life...
— Bob Loblaw (@FinninMatt59) June 8, 2014
And last but not least, Michael Rose leaves us with some advice for this week.
Make uncompromising goals,and take uncompromising actions to reach them.
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) June 8, 2014
I hope these tweets brightened up your Monday morning. Which tweet was your favorite? If you missed it, here is last week's Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!