Husker Women’s Basketball reveals their Man Crush Monday.
Huskers #MCM goes to @CoachMiles today was the first day of camp which leaves only 13 days till our camps get started pic.twitter.com/xVrp39W0OQ— Nebraska WBB (@HuskersWBB) June 2, 2014
Tommy Armstrong reveals his NBA Final prediction.
My prediction: Heat wins 1 in SA , wins both at Home loses game 5 and wins game 6...... MIA 4-2— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@Tommy_Gun4) June 3, 2014
Faux Pelini likes editing maps.
.@Slate Fixed it for you pic.twitter.com/AF5Bz7y6L5— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 4, 2014
.@Slate Fixed another one for you pic.twitter.com/NFPE5DvXIO— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 5, 2014
Matt Finnin makes a startling discovery about Fruit Loops.
I had to delete all of my 365 page thesis when this guy at Wal-Mart told me Froot-loops have the same taste regardless of the color— Bob Loblaw (@FinninMatt59) June 3, 2014
Tunnel Walk of Shame had this to say about Tuesday’s thunderstorms across the state.
Gonna be an epic hail damage sale at Banderas Bikes and More.— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) June 4, 2014
Upgrades are awesome.
Memorial Stadium upgrades are underway! [✓] new sound system [✓] stadium WiFi [✓] game day app [ ? ] are you ready http://t.co/b5gGCBLV4S— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) June 5, 2014
Coach Fisher is ready for football season.
Let's get this season going!!!!! I ready!!— Coach Rich Fisher (@rfisher88) June 6, 2014
The Huskers Twitter account celebrates National Hug a Cat Day.
Hey @FauxPelini, it's National Hug Your Cat Day! Don't worry though, we'll hug her for you.— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) June 5, 2014
Faux Pelini is not amused.
SHE WILL BE MINE AGAIN ONE DAY RT @Huskers: Hey @FauxPelini, it's National Hug Your Cat Day! Don't worry though, we'll hug her for you.— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 5, 2014
Mike Welch gave superhero roles to some Husker football players.
Full List of "DTM's Super Hero @Huskers" pic.twitter.com/vIub6RFNsO— Mike Welch (@RealMikeWelch) June 5, 2014
Tim Miles and Ndamukong Suh had a little game of 1 on 1.
The Showdown: @CoachMiles vs. @NdamukongSuh Who've you got? #Huskers #UsAlways #GBR pic.twitter.com/d0fbRnk2Nu— Nebraska Basketball (@HuskerHoops) June 6, 2014
"@HuskerHoops: The Showdown: @CoachMiles vs. @NdamukongSuh Who you got? #Huskers pic.twitter.com/ue7NyyDDiG" HE'S TOUGH TO KEEP OUTTA THE LANE— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) June 6, 2014
Gatorade takes a shot a Lebron James.
@ryanbkoo The person cramping wasn't our client. Our athletes can take the heat.— Gatorade (@Gatorade) June 6, 2014
Tunnel Walk of Shame was taken aback by Drake Martinez’s announcement.
There is no God. RT @Sean_Callahan: Bo Pelini has confirmed to HOL that DB Drake Martinez has left the #Husker football program.— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) June 7, 2014
TWOS will survive without a single Martinez. Keep in mind, Jake Cotton is alive and well and an actual human: pic.twitter.com/OTlILWFMIr— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) June 7, 2014
Kenny Bell doesn't like making cupcakes.
Smh. @Ameerguapo is at my house trying to convince me to make his favorite snack.... pic.twitter.com/59muuw2Z5g— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) June 7, 2014
The CIA joined Twitter this week.
We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.— CIA (@CIA) June 6, 2014
You know it’s legit when the FBI AND Faux Pelini chime in.
June 7, 2014
.@CIA There is a sleeper cell of assholishness in Columbus Ohio DM me for details— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 6, 2014
Of course Faux Pelini live tweeted the Belmont Stakes.
WE WATCHED THAT FOR NOTHING— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 7, 2014
MAYBE HE WILL RUN FASTER NEXT TIME IF YOU DON'T WHIP HIS FLESH REPEATEDLY WHILE HE'S TRYING TO FINISH— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 7, 2014
He also doesn’t understand there are clay tennis courts.
.@rolandgarros Whoever is in charge of watering your grass needs to be fired— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 8, 2014
.@rolandgarros Also who starts a championship match at 8am you idiots— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 8, 2014
Matt Finnin doesn't like biker chicks.
Chicks that dress and act like bikers have essentially given up on life...— Bob Loblaw (@FinninMatt59) June 8, 2014
And last but not least, Michael Rose leaves us with some advice for this week.
Make uncompromising goals,and take uncompromising actions to reach them.— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) June 8, 2014
I hope these tweets brightened up your Monday morning. Which tweet was your favorite? If you missed it, here is last week's Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!