Kenny Bell doesn’t appreciate Batman’s powers.
People really think batman is the best DC hero he's a ninja people. I don't care what the comic says, he would get WORKED in real life— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) June 24, 2014
Uruguayan striker Luis Suarez chomped down on the shoulder of Italy’s Giorgio Chiellini in Tuesday’s group stage match. As a result many brands decided to have their say on this bite seen around the world.
If only Suarez had Whataburger before the game he wouldn't be so hungry.— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) June 24, 2014
Biting is only okay when you're made of cinnamon and sugar. #BanSuarez #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/SPsWYih153— CinnamonToastCrunch (@CTCSquares) June 24, 2014
Chew Trident. Not soccer players. #ITAvsURU— Trident Gum (@tridentgum) June 24, 2014
Fangs for the memories, Uruguay. #URU http://t.co/Uhx0XqyAem pic.twitter.com/S2fzMsLhPQ— JCPenney (@jcpenney) June 24, 2014
Hey @luis16suarez. Next time you're hungry just grab a Snickers. #worldcup #luissuarez #EatASNICKERS pic.twitter.com/3RAO537HjW— SNICKERS® (@SNICKERS) June 24, 2014
Even Evander Holyfield expressed his thoughts on the incident.
I guess any part of the body is up for eating.— Evander Holyfield (@holyfield) June 24, 2014
FAFSA posted this controversial tweet on Tuesday.
Amber Rolfzen tries sushi for the first time.
A first for everything pic.twitter.com/qT84Hn9shP— john cook (@jcook2) June 25, 2014
Faux Pelini wrote this handy guide before USA-Germany.
GUIDE TO WHO TO ROOT FOR: USA VS. GERMANY pic.twitter.com/waFOXRdjQp— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 26, 2014
Michael Rose and Tommy Armstrong went fishing.
Just caught like 22 fish in 30 minutes w/ my boy Tommy and Jano !! #FishFryThursday pic.twitter.com/mBstYVPN1x— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) June 26, 2014
Johnny Stanton and Michael Rose leave us with inspirational quotes.
If you're going down a road with no speed bumps, you're going to hit a dead end. If you have obstacles, you must be doing something right.— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) June 25, 2014
"Most people are more afraid of succeeding than failing, because when you succeed their is an expectation along with that, most do not want"— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) June 26, 2014
Johnny Stanton has hope for the future Husker generation.
Walking by 1st graders on a tour of the stadium as one of the says "it's beautiful" as she passes the row of jerseys and trophies. I love it— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) June 26, 2014
Matt Finnin describes the life of an early bird.
Waking up at 530 for workouts really makes 830 feel like noon— Matthew Finnin (@FinninMatt59) June 25, 2014
He also has advice on how to deal with Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Quickest way to get the Jehovah's witnesses off your porch is telling them you worship satan. Whether true or not, it's Jehovah repellent— Matthew Finnin (@FinninMatt59) June 26, 2014
Faux Pelini live tweeted USA-Germany. He didn’t seem to appreciate Germany or the referee for that matter.
GERMANY IS A BALL HOG— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 26, 2014
THERE IS NO PROOF THAT GERMANY IS EVEN PLAYING WITH A GOALIE— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 26, 2014
EVEN SOCCER REFEREES ARE BAD PEOPLE— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 26, 2014
.@Cristiano THANK YOU I ALWAYS LIKED YOU— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 26, 2014
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN the goal differential tiebreaker— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 26, 2014
WE WON 0-1 SOCCER IS WEIRD— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 26, 2014
Faux Pelini also checked out the NBA Draft.
@dougmcd3 I will give you $50 if you smear cranberry sauce on Adam Silver's head tonight— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 26, 2014
The Husker volleyball team has moved from Japan and China. Click the link for some entertaining updates.
The #Huskers took on the Cixi pro team in Shanghai yesterday. Catch the latest updates here: http://t.co/3dK2W47fLU pic.twitter.com/CnQiqD5P3Q— Husker Volleyball (@Huskervball) June 27, 2014
Huskers lose a tough one in five in front of 2000 drum pounding Chinese fans vs #1 team in china— john cook (@jcook2) June 27, 2014
Huskers bounce back tonight and defeat the china champs 15 13 in the 5th. Sold out arena. Televised in china. #gbr— john cook (@jcook2) June 28, 2014
Faux Pelini seemed confused at the concept of a penalty shootout.
IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN GREECE-COSTA RICA IN A PENALTY SHOOTOUT NOW IS YOUR CHANCE— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 29, 2014
OH MY GOD WHERE IS THE DEFENSE, THESE GOALIES ARE THE ONLY ONES EVEN TRYING— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 29, 2014
TWO GOALS IN 120 MINUTES, AND NOW BOTH TEAMS ARE ON FIRE— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 29, 2014
Some Husker student athletes take some of their time to help out the community of Pilger.
50 student-athletes, 11 teams, 1 unforgettable day. @Huskers There really is no place like Nebraska! #GBR pic.twitter.com/5SL4R2XObe— Husker Life Skills (@NULifeSkills) June 29, 2014
Taylor Martinez and Kelsey Robinson experienced a scary incident on a plane Sunday night.
Scariest Flight of all time #EmergencyLanding pic.twitter.com/yj5KH9bvDp— Taylor Martinez (@TMAG1C) June 30, 2014
Thankful to be safe and landed on the ground little girl in front of me is a trooper. pic.twitter.com/pXQXZIl1Ag— Kelsey Robinson (@Krobin32) June 30, 2014
Thankful to be safe @united pic.twitter.com/47AkOhczNJ— Taylor Martinez (@TMAG1C) June 30, 2014
Tunnel Walk of Shame decided to do a humorous take on this incident.
Taylor Martinez's plane made emergency landing tonight because the inflatable slide deployed mid-air. I mean. Yeah. He probably deployed it.— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) June 30, 2014
I'd RT Taylor's picture of the slide deployed INSIDE THE PLANE but I think he blocked me, which was probably the right thing for him to do.— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) June 30, 2014
If you think Taylor looked at the illustration of someone SLIDING OUT OF A PLANE and didn't immediately hatch a plan, you're wrong.— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) June 30, 2014
That'll show United Airlines, though: you let Taylor in that cockpit or things are gonna get messy.— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) June 30, 2014
"What do you mean there's no Hi-C Ecto Cooler on the drink cart?" [kicks emergency door open]— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) June 30, 2014
And last but not least Faux Pelini takes a shot at Iowa.
A TORNADO HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN IOWA, PLEASE IMMEDIATELY PROCEED TO THE END ZONE IN IOWA CITY WHERE TOUCHDOWNS ARE EXTREMELY RARE— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 29, 2014
I hope these tweets brightened up your Monday! Which one is your favorite? Here is last week's entertaining Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!