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Faux Pelini is tweeting about futbol.
I am excited for a soccer game what has happened to me
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 16, 2014
HEY WORLD WHEN OUR PLAYERS FALL DOWN IT MEANS THEY ARE ACTUALLY INJURED
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 16, 2014
IT WOULD BE AWESOME IF GHANA STOPPED KICKING OUR GUYS IN THE FACE
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 16, 2014
Faux Pelini also called for a goal on a corner kick.
RUN THE CORNER KICK GOAL PLAY
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 16, 2014
And it actually happened.
WORKS EVERY TIME
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 16, 2014
Tunnel Walk of Shame also got in on the World Cup fever.
Terrific goal by Ron Kellogg there.
— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) June 16, 2014
Ghana tried a bicycle kick but luckily Josh Banderas was there to steal it away.
— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) June 16, 2014
— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) June 16, 2014
Kenny Bell was pumped about the USA win.
That was the best celebration I've ever been apart of
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) June 16, 2014
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) June 17, 2014
@AFRO_THUNDER80 #USA #USMNT pic.twitter.com/DCeaxea0JD
— Paul Weber (@PWeb_HuskerFan) June 17, 2014
Matt Finnin doesn’t want you to be fooled into having a pet chicken.
I keep thinking a baby chicken is a good idea for a pet until it grows and tears apart the house.... Now selling my 5th chicken in 2 months
— Matthew Finnin (@FinninMatt59) June 17, 2014
Fool me 5 times, shame on the chicken. Fool me 6 times, shame on me.
— Matthew Finnin (@FinninMatt59) June 17, 2014
Johnny Stanton wants a dragon.
Why can't I have my own dragon?
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) June 18, 2014
Michael Rose thinks having one might be a NCAA violation.
"@johnnystanton5: Why can't I have my own dragon?" Because somewhere in the NCAA rule book, that's a violation.
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) June 18, 2014
@Rose_IveyNB15 @johnnystanton5 Only if a booster, friend, acquaintance, coach, dude on a street, 3rd cousin, or dog gets you one or pays.
— Josh Klein (@JoshRKlein) June 18, 2014
@JoshRKlein @johnnystanton5 I think you forgot parents and immediate family too lol
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) June 18, 2014
"@BunneyNick: @johnnystanton5 @Rose_IveyNB15 but Imani tho... pic.twitter.com/zM6dmyjreY" I guess having the hulk is a good conciliation @ITC32
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) June 18, 2014
"@johnnystanton5: Why can't I have my own dragon?" Some things in life just aren't fair man...
— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) June 18, 2014
.@samfoltz27 can only choose one: pokemon or dragons?
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) June 18, 2014
@johnnystanton5 @samfoltz27 Pokemon all day. Give me Charizard. Win-win
— Matthew Finnin (@FinninMatt59) June 18, 2014
@FinninMatt59 @samfoltz27 good point
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) June 18, 2014
This is Faux Pelini’s take on the Redskins name.
What's so racist about the Redskins' logos (other than the words and drawings)
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 18, 2014
Johnny Stanton calls out the Husker’s long snapper.
This kid stood up and cheered for Texas getting a home run. Yes, that is our long snapper @GabeMiller_LS pic.twitter.com/h7zk2TEsgK
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) June 19, 2014
He also recommends you don’t wear fedoras.
Seeing a guy wearing a fedora here reminds me of that one time I wore one to a party when I was in high school. One time. Please forgive me.
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) June 19, 2014
Husker volleyball players took naps before the flight to Japan.
Research shows naps are good. Cats have figured that out! Layover in Denver and it is 3 am Tokyo pic.twitter.com/zw6dmfnMSZ
— john cook (@jcook2) June 17, 2014
The Husker volleyball team eats pig tongue in Japan.
Can't believe everyone tried pig tongue at dinner tonight... http://t.co/kGqxL1BBZr
— Dan Meske (@danmeske) June 19, 2014
They used some of their free time to learn a Swedish midsummer dance courtesy of Cecilia Hall.
Yesterday @C_hall9 taught us the dance 4 Swedish midsummer. @jcook2 may have a future on dancing w the stars: http://t.co/vVjDTA0ZP3
— Husker Volleyball (@Huskervball) June 21, 2014
Volleyball and football worlds collide.
It was awesome to watch these two play tonight! @Krobin32 @JordanLarson10 @3Drako6 #Huskers pic.twitter.com/acYl9h1ERt
— Taylor Martinez (@TMAG1C) June 21, 2014
Johnny Stanton always looks on the bright side of bad weather.
Driving through a lightning storm while Warm Shadow and then Thunderstruck play is probably one of the most badass moments of my life.
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) June 21, 2014
Now I’m curious to see how far Sam Foltz kicks a futbol.
I wanna see how far some of these goal keepers can kick a football, I bet it'd be pretty impressive!
— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) June 20, 2014
Faux Pelini is suspicious of Dr. Oz as well as Bosnia & Herzegovina
.@DrOz Why are you coaching Germany you traitor pic.twitter.com/6cxoN9qL2q
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 21, 2014
Nigeria vs. Bosnia AND Herzegovina, how is that fair
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 21, 2014
Sam Foltz really hates Texas.
If Texas was the only sports team left on the face of this planet I still wouldn't root for them.. #hornsdown
— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) June 22, 2014
@samfoltz27 well they wouldn't play any games then but I know what you mean
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 22, 2014
Ndamukong Suh is in Brazil for the World Cup.
Pleasure meeting you RT @Melanie_Collins Loved hanging with this guy today! @NdamukongSuh @Nike @YahooSports #1N1T pic.twitter.com/JBCr3x8XdU
— Ndamukong Suh (@NdamukongSuh) June 21, 2014
Good to meet you as well!! RT @RyanJayBailey Pleasure to meet @NdamukongSuh earlier today! What a nice chap! pic.twitter.com/NOk0TW5b5G
— Ndamukong Suh (@NdamukongSuh) June 21, 2014
Papa Suh & I just hanging out in Rio! Enjoying every min of this opportunity to check out my beloved… http://t.co/hEHsmxUmiT
— Ndamukong Suh (@NdamukongSuh) June 21, 2014
Faux Pelini live tweeted USA-Portugal.
RUN THE EQUALIZER PLAY
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 22, 2014
THAT CROSSBAR IS TOO LOW
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 22, 2014
.@pontifex HASN'T PORTUGAL MURDERED A BUNCH OF POPES PLEASE DO SOMETHING
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 22, 2014
He also hates extra time.
I HAVE ALWAYS HATED EXTRA TIME VERY MUCH
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 22, 2014
Portugal goals came 90 minutes apart. Smdh
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) June 23, 2014
Dang.... With 10 seconds left though smh
— Ameer Abdullah (@Ameerguapo) June 23, 2014
I have never been so disappointed by something I was originally hoping would happen
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 23, 2014
But at least he wants to have a nice picnic with Germany on Thursday.
.@DFB_Team_EN Hey soccer is super tiring let's just have a 90 minute picnic on Thursday we'll bring blankets
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 23, 2014
I hope these tweets brightened up your Monday morning. Which tweet was your favorite? If you missed it, here is last week's Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!