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Even after Memorial Day, Mr. T. stresses the importance of caring for our veterans.
Now that Memorial Day is over, I sure hope we don’t forget about veterans!
— Mr. T (@MrT) May 28, 2014
Parades and picnics are okay but what our veterans truly need is much better healthcare.
— Mr. T (@MrT) May 28, 2014
How could this be? Our Veterans have served honorably on the front line but now they are dying back home.
— Mr. T (@MrT) May 29, 2014
When Johnny comes marching home again..., he might be put on a secret waiting list at the VA.
— Mr. T (@MrT) May 29, 2014
Faux Pelini questions the creation of Chris Bosh.
If you think dinosaurs can't have sex with insects then explain how we got Chris Bosh
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 27, 2014
Kenny Bell’s shaved his fro after losing a bet.
Lost a bet and my brother @runDMChap_91 made me shave the fro. Gonna have to change the twitter handle now pic.twitter.com/z5cwFc2MTT
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) May 27, 2014
Which led to these responses from Bo Pelini and Faux Pelini?
@NUequipment it appears that @AFRO_THUNDER80 helmet will need to be resized. Let's all remember the good times. Gone but not fro-gotten.
— Bo Pelini (@BoPelini) May 28, 2014
@BoPelini @NUequipment @AFRO_THUNDER80 nothing lasts froever
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 28, 2014
On his way back from vacationing in Jamaica, Kenny Bell tweeted at Coach Miles.
@CoachMiles has more followers than I, I've gotta step my twitter game up
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) May 28, 2014
And of course Coach gave him some helpful advice.
@AFRO_THUNDER80 KO return for 6, Deep post-6 more, then a corner fade for trifecta vs Fla Atlantic on Aug 30th & you'll fly by me!!
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) May 28, 2014
Ex K-State and current South Carolina basketball coach Frank Martin seems a bit jealous of Tim Miles.
Maybe nxt yr Coach RT: @FrankMartin_SC Man I thought we bonded in Vegas @GitRDoneLarry - @CoachMiles gets invited & I didn't even get a call
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) May 27, 2014
Tim Miles tweeted this birthday message to his assistant coach Chris Harriman.
Happy Birthday Harry!! pic.twitter.com/5lH7PFQhFp
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) May 28, 2014
Johnny Stanton tweeted this from the Elite 11 camps in California.
Very blessed to have been able to learn from two NFL legends today, John Lynch ands Marshall Faulk. Great 2 weeks. pic.twitter.com/BJTtUHWzs1
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) May 28, 2014
Matt Finnin reminds us that things could also be worse.
When having a bad day, just know that somewhere at the same time you're thinking about it, Charlie Weis is having a much worse day than you
— Matthew Finnin (@FinninMatt59) May 29, 2014
Faux Pelini tweets about Donald Sterling.
REMEMBER KIDS, IT DOES NOT PAY TO BE A RACIST. WELL OK MAYBE YOU WILL GET 2 BILLION DOLLARS BUT THAT IS ABSOLUTELY IT
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 30, 2014
The Huskers twitter account is ready for football season.
@andyroddick How many days until August 30th? How many hours until August 30th? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) May 30, 2014
Faux Pelini on the other hand.
@andyroddick Tara Reid face why Kimye registry target Zipper penis stuck help
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 30, 2014
Tim Miles and Faux Pelini talk about recruiting tactics.
@FauxPelini Felines must be a football thing huh?? pic.twitter.com/wMEoQd6hqo
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) May 30, 2014
@CoachMiles You should try it -- most cats can't read so I usually leave voice mails
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 30, 2014
@FauxPelini .... Hoops & kitties don't work. Need junkyard dogs!!!
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) May 30, 2014
Matt Finnin may or may not be promoting his favorite soft drink.
Was asked to promote something on twitter. You guys would hate me if I became that guy. I was so mad I had to cool down with a Dr. Pepper
— Bob Loblaw (@FinninMatt59) May 31, 2014
Arian Foster talks about college athletes and their education.
Wrong. Wrong . Wrong. RT @EvanFahrbach: @ArianFoster @YouWentToJared it is 100% up to the athlete on how properly they want to be educated.
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) May 31, 2014
Kids get told all the time to pick different majors because it conflicts with the work ( ) schedule.
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) May 31, 2014
Let's look at the neighborhoods most football and basketball players come from and talk about why the education there is so poor.
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) May 31, 2014
Whoops.
SOMEONE ATE THE EAST STADIUM EXPANSION! "@darrenrovell: Grooms Cake at Nebraska fan’s wedding pic.twitter.com/V4QPR5MRU6 (H/T @BryceArp)"
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) June 1, 2014
Tommy Armstrong and Jordan Westerkamp met Dan Marino while vacationing in the Bahamas. You have to wonder if Marino gave Armstrong some pointers.
Wow got to meet Dan Marino!!!!!!!! Even tho he wears a FSU shirt it was great talking to him!!!! http://t.co/Ks4u9HUIUZ
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@Tommy_Gun4) May 31, 2014
Faux Pelini had an awkward conversation with California Poison Control.
@PoisonInfo Who wrote Every Rose Has Its Thorn
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 31, 2014
@FauxPelini American glam metal band Poison :) Good one.
— CA Poison Control (@PoisonInfo) May 31, 2014
@PoisonInfo I meant who actually wrote it was it Bret Michaels
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 31, 2014
@FauxPelini That's correct. Thought you were going for the word play. "Poison"
— CA Poison Control (@PoisonInfo) May 31, 2014
@PoisonInfo wait are you not the band's twitter account this is awkward
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 31, 2014
Mike Moudy proposed to his girlfriend.
She said yes! Can't wait to spend the rest of my life with this beautiful women http://t.co/4NZgrybZOm
— Mike Moudy (@Mike1Husk3r) May 31, 2014
Faux Pelini hates his neighbor and the balk rule in baseball.
My neighbor is a judgmental name-calling asshole
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 31, 2014
Whoever invented the balk rule had a bad childhood
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 1, 2014
He also has not fully grasped the world of gambling.
HAHA IDIOTS THOSE ARE IMPOSSIBLE RT @ESPNCFB: 2014 Win Total Projections according to @5Dimes pic.twitter.com/PS7L0yLWnj
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 2, 2014
Tommy Armstrong and Kenny Bell had a lengthy chat last night about the Chicago Blackhawks which you can check out right here.
And last but not least, Kenny Bell leaves us with some good advice.
"Better to gamble on the person you think you know than on the stranger you don't"
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) June 2, 2014
I hope these tweets made your Monday morning better. Which tweets stuck out for you? If you missed it, here is last week's Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!