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Kenny Bell loves video games.
2015 is gonna break my bank account w/ all the next gen games. Crackdown, Halo, the division, scale bound, Gears, forza, sunset overdrive
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) June 9, 2014
But is he stuck in the matrix?
Was just dreaming of me living in a post apocalyptic world with Morpheus narrating my dream. Woke up, and the matrix was on.....
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) June 9, 2014
Johnny Stanton unveils his inner Batman.
I am the night pic.twitter.com/LpX2KIlxQX
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) June 10, 2014
Well this is awkward.
The worst part about sitting in a public sauna is when you realize it's actually the post office
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 9, 2014
But Matt Finnin was curious.
@FinninMatt59 in a sense
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 9, 2014
@FinninMatt59 swing by the main post office and you will see but make it fast the cops are on their way
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 9, 2014
Coach McDermott and Coach Miles went golfing together.
Great time with @CoachMiles and @lilz7golfer and his Dad on the golf course this morning. My man Nolan is one tough dude! #cancersux
— Coach McDermott (@cucoachmac) June 11, 2014
Forgot the photo. @CoachMiles @lilz7golfer pic.twitter.com/a6WZhJTSMo
— Coach McDermott (@cucoachmac) June 11, 2014
Faux Pelini is getting in the World Cup spirit.
How many is a brazilian, that sounds like a lot RT @foodandwine: 5 Brazilian dishes to celebrate the #WorldCup
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 10, 2014
Faux Pelini trolls Darren Rovell.
@darrenrovell that doesn't add up to 100% #fail
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 10, 2014
@darrenrovell There is no way only 14% of NBA fans don't drink beer
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 11, 2014
Faux Pelini had another chat with Michigan State punter Mike Sadler.
@SpartanSwagga @Sadler_3 let's not get carried away
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 11, 2014
@FauxPelini To be fair I got carried away here pic.twitter.com/TubVSVx0h9
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) June 11, 2014
@Sadler_3 You and Randy may be teammates some day be nice to each other
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 11, 2014
@Sadler_3 Yeah if you mean Messing Shit Up BURN
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 11, 2014
@Sadler_3 In MSUtopia do people just kick things and run fourth down sneaking cheat plays and eat cake all day
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 11, 2014
@FauxPelini of course! I'll give you and your cat a free day pass whenever you want to visit.
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) June 11, 2014
Kenny Bell and Tim Marlowe don’t take ESPN seriously.
Espn is really reporting on this man Johnny Manziel's travel arrangements the past 3 weeks "world wide leader in sports"...... (TMZ)
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) June 11, 2014
This is what Sportscenter has come to... So sad. Let Johnny Money live! Plays hard on and off the field. #Legend pic.twitter.com/HpyPCAjyDW
— Tim Marlowe (@iSet_Tones) June 11, 2014
John Papuchis is digging Barney Cotton’s new tattoo.
Love the sweet new look @NU_CoachCotton #wouldBeACoolTat pic.twitter.com/iAvOlDQKPR
— John Papuchis (@CoachJP_NU) June 11, 2014
Tunnel Walk of Shame had this response.
We all remember Taylor in our own way. RT @CoachJP_NU Love the sweet new look @NU_CoachCotton #wouldBeACoolTat pic.twitter.com/9nCOYMCCUo
— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) June 11, 2014
Nebraska Football is pushing it to the max on the first day of training camp.
Stitches on my first day training with a football with the team.. #hardwork
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@Tommy_Gun4) June 11, 2014
Matt Finnin loves summer sunsets.
9 o'clock at night and there's still a sunset. That's pretty cool
— Hodor (@FinninMatt59) June 12, 2014
But Faux Pelini wants him to man up.
@FinninMatt59 GO WATCH STEEL MAGNOLIAS IN A BUBBLE BATH SWEETHEART
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 12, 2014
@FinninMatt59 who told you that
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 12, 2014
@FinninMatt59 @Huskers Sometimes it helps my self esteem to say hurtful things to others
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 12, 2014
@FinninMatt59 swords > words
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 12, 2014
@FinninMatt59 is that an LA Kings jersey he's wearing
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 12, 2014
@FauxPelini I believe it's a hoodie but I could be wrong.
— Hodor (@FinninMatt59) June 12, 2014
On the eve of the World Cup opening match, Faux Pelini left some powerful messages for some USMNT players as well as Jurgen Klinsman and Brazilian star Neymar.
@neymarjr Does it make you nervous knowing everyone in your country will hate you if you lose the World Cup or no
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 12, 2014
@landondonovan Does Klinsmann think he doesn't have an accent be honest
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 12, 2014
@JozyAltidore Hey on breakaways I was thinking you should try to kick it into the corner of the goal just an idea
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 12, 2014
@clint_dempsey Do you agree headers should be worth 2 points
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 12, 2014
@TimHowardGK Are your hands giant or is it the gloves
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 12, 2014
@mbesler My neighbor says they don't speak Brazilian in Brazil he is an idiot right
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 12, 2014
@J_Klinsmann Let me know if you want some motivational tips I have like 100
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 12, 2014
Michael Rose is pumped for the season.
What we want in 79 days and beyond that is earned now
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) June 13, 2014
So Michael Rose and Tommy Armstrong might start a tortoise farm.
In other news, some dude in Lincoln stole a tortoise from the petting zoo... what is this world coming to??!! Lol
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) June 13, 2014
@Tommy_Gun4 like how you just gonna walk out a zoo with tortoise the size of a dog and expect to not get caught lol
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) June 13, 2014
@Tommy_Gun4 yeah lol they said the tortoise worth $500... You know what I can do with $500 right now... You tryna make that move???
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) June 13, 2014
@Tommy_Gun4 like collecting cans lol
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) June 13, 2014
"@Tommy_Gun4: @Rose_IveyNB15 yezzirr!!! Collect 100 and that's $500"oh we on it then!!
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) June 13, 2014
@Tommy_Gun4 it's the same 5 in there that was taking the bait off my hook lol
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) June 13, 2014
@Tommy_Gun4 get that young Gabe Miller going? Lol
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) June 13, 2014
@Tommy_Gun4 hahaha aight we will talk about distribution of revenue tomorrow after GPP lol
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) June 13, 2014
It was Ameer Abdullah’s 21st birthday on Saturday.
Happy birth day to my not Ameer pic.twitter.com/ThWBaCT70B
— Jamal Turner (@JamalTurner10) June 13, 2014
Nebraska nights pic.twitter.com/wxvCL0XC3N
— Corey Cooper (@BigCoop_6) June 14, 2014
The World Cup started on Thursday and Faux Pelini took full advantage of this sporting event.
.@ESPN Your announcer just called the soccer players "Mexicans" please take appropriate action
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 13, 2014
Cameroons are my least favorite Girl Scout cookies
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 13, 2014
If I was a soccer coach I'd encourage my goalie not to kick it to the other team and then fall down
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 13, 2014
If you're from Spain just go sit in a room by yourself and be sad
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 13, 2014
World Cup stretchers have magical healing powers
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 15, 2014
Johnny Stanton was at Denver Comic Con on Sunday.
Beware the Court of Owls, what watches all the time... pic.twitter.com/P58kyddx8b
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) June 15, 2014
#DenverComicCon was awesome Heres Zatanna, Hawkgirl and Hawkman, Red Hood, and Hellboy pic.twitter.com/tF3d9SREqQ
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) June 15, 2014
MassEffect guy, Batgirl, and Ger Tysk pic.twitter.com/tBNu6rJgI1
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) June 15, 2014
Gollum and I had a moment pic.twitter.com/rRVueBcJ4Z
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) June 15, 2014
Spidey, me as an action figure, the minions, and this awesome guy outside pic.twitter.com/lnRxR2dK73
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) June 15, 2014
Faux Pelini seemed happy the Heat lost in the NBA Finals again.
.@KingJames You seem sad is it because you are losing by a lot on national TV
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 16, 2014
When the Miami Heat lose baby Jesus smiles
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 16, 2014
When Tim Duncan was a rookie they called it New Navy
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 16, 2014
And last but not least Tim Miles leaves us with this remark.
Manu: "when you depend on ball movement, you don't have to depend on one player." Words to live by if you're a player/coach.
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) June 16, 2014
I hope these tweets gave you a few laughs. Which one is your favorite? Here is last week's entertaining Twitter Recap if you missed it. GO BIG RED!!!