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Corn Flakes: Trials Are Boring

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I was watching the tweets about the NCAA/Ed O' Bannon trial go by yesterday while at the same time having a discussion with a client about what to do regarding Active Directory integration with Infoblox (that now handles DNS and DHCP for their entire network) and a couple things occurred to me:

- I don't really care all that much about the intricacies of the O' Bannon case. Reading through all this stuff about NLI (Name, Likeness, Image) and its use, who's getting paid and how the judge is confused/amazed by what happens during bowl season is maddening.

The NCAA lawyer asked a question and the witness gave a snarky response! Yay! That's as interesting as it gets.

I've realized I only care about the outcome. I know this is an important case - possibly the most important case the NCAA will face in its modern history - but I don't care. I just want it to be over, see who wins, and see what happens next.

If they could wrap this up in an hour like an old Perry Mason episode where Mark Emmert admits the NCAA has done everything wrong in a sudden two-minute outburst, then things might be interesting. CSI episodes only last an hour and they typically cover at least two different cases during that time.

Basically, trials are boring. Y'all just can't wait to volunteer to sit on a jury, right?

- I imagined what it would be like if someone had to follow and report on what I do for a living. First, the chances that they'd really understand what was going on would be damned close to zero, and second, people would want to kill them out of self preservation.

Self preservation?

Yes, because having to follow most of what I do would be so boring to 95% of you that you would die of dehydration before finding it interesting. You don't care about the technology behind the internet, your cell phone, your tablet/laptop - you just want it to work, right?

Today, I will figure out what's wrong with some SQL Server connectivity, examine a mobile device management solution (Airwatch), determine how to sync DNS between Infoblox and Active Directory, verify my design of two different VMWare infrastructures I have to build and you don't give a shit about any of this, do you?

You shouldn't.

I'm curious as to how many of you are actually following the O'Bannon trial, or you're just waiting for the outcome.

Also - how many of you have jobs that others might find interesting?

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O' Bannon Case

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World Cup!!!!

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College football fan, you don't need to be a world soccer expert to enjoy the next month. All you need is a little imagination.

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Random Interesting Item:

25 Years Ago - Ken Jarecke
Those reporting on the scene at the time ( and the recollections of those glued to CNN) remember how the Tiananmen Square student protests were brutally ended, but it’s also important to remember how peacefully they began. Ken Jarecke is selling prints this week only, very beautiful prints of an incredible moment in world history.